private joker

A character on the movie Full Metal Jacket. He was given the name by Gunnery Sergeant Hartman because he said "Is that you John Wayne? Is this me?". He also told Hartman that he did not believe in the virgin Mary leaving Hartman to admire him for his honesty and guts and promotes him to squad leader. He went into journalism in the Vietnam war after training.

What do we have here a fucking comedian, private joker.

by epica July 15, 2004

Cheese Joke

A joke that's so bad that it's funny

How'd you like the movie?
It was so cheesy, I could make a hundred sandwiches...
*sigh* another cheese joke?

by notlameatall October 18, 2017

ruhan joke

A 'ruhan joke' is when someone makes a joke however they laugh at it and only them.

Yo Shafiqul, that was such a ruhan joke!

by Clown Emoji March 6, 2020

Dane joke

A Dane joke is a very intellectual joke that no one understands except for the person who says it. Dane jokes are never funny, and usually involve things like political issues, grammatical errors or mathematical theorems.

1-Knock knock
2-Who's there
1-To
2-To who
1-No, to whom
1-Hahahahahahaha
2-what the actual fuck
1-do you get it
2-no that's a fucking Dane joke!!!

by Choseseph10 June 19, 2014

des joke

A joke made by someone that literally no one laughs at.

That joke was a Des joke it fucking sucked

by Mr bonar DUI October 28, 2017

shitty joke

A crappy gag is a shitty joke.

One piece of shit turns to another piece of shit and says, " I feel so crappy." Now that is a shitty joke.

by jpg3 July 13, 2012

joker out

Shagadelic softboi rock group of five devilishly handsome young men with indecent notions.

Yesterday’s Joker Out concert was amazing!

by slej April 29, 2023