johns mom

A device with which one pleasures themselves. It is not any kind of dildo but can be considered a sex toy

I had a pleasure filled night with johns mom

by AlejandroTheGr8 April 5, 2009

Johns Hopkins

A distinguished and academically-driven university located in Baltimore. One of the hardest universities to get into as an undergraduate, and people who are rejected from the Ivies usually end up here; ranked in the top 13 in the country, typically. Also has the best lacrosse team in the nation, which has remained at #1 consistently throughout the years.

Student: Where are you going to school?
Student 2: JH.
Student: I hear that all you do there is work 24/7. Have fun at that fag school!
Student 2: Where are you going?
Student: Ummm...UMass.
Student 2: Really. Good luck with that.
Student: :::cries:::

by Blackbaron April 20, 2004

johns hopkins

a place where u pay 50,000 dollars a year to be miserable

Hey, don't you go to Johns Hopkins?
Nah, I decided they have to pay me next year to come back.

by firstlegend0208 May 11, 2009

Johns Revenge

pretty much a big tease. you go there thinking its porn, but instead you have to get 50 people to click your link.


in other words. BULLSHIT

"Hey go to johnsrevenge.com" "What's Johns Revenge?"

by Awwwright Will October 19, 2008

Johns Creek

A genuinely terrible Atlanta suburb that lacks any sense of community. Don't plan on driving anywhere in the afternoon because you'll literally be fucked by traffic. Everyone here is the same. They all wear indentical clothing, they all live in identical houses in identical neighborhoods, and they all drive identical cars. Teenagers have severe drug and alcohol problems because of a lack of anything exciting to do. Families move here for the school district, and when the kids graduate high school, they move away and never look back because nobody ACTUALLY wants to live in Johns Creek.

Person 1: "I grew up in Johns Creek."

Person 2: "I'm so sorry to hear that."

Person 1: "It's okay, after high school I got the fuck out of there and never looked back."

by nlbduhelsh March 27, 2011

Johns Hopkins University

Definition 1 above is very well done. Hopkins is a great academic facility both undergraduate and graduate. However, The females that attended this prestigious academic facility are hideous with the exception of very few, which can be counted using a rudimentary abacus. Although Bonobo monkeys will be offended by the comparison made above, it is the definite truth. Whereas definition definition 1 is completely true, definition 2 is a bold faced lie. It was clearly written to make girls at JHU feel better about themselves. Clearly, they are the only ones that gave it a thumbs up. If you are looking for a truly hot girl at Hopkins you are an idiot.

Conversation between two male Johns Hopkins University students

Person A: Are there any good parties tonight?
Person B: There's a party but girls from other schools aren't coming.
Person A: What movie are we watching tonight?

by Dan the real Man November 3, 2005

Johns Creek

The chillest city on earth. Full of Polo bros and athletes. Only the rich and the whites survive here. The population is starting to because very densely populated with chinky eyed bastards, which causes the city's nick name...Johns Korea. The fight for Marijuana and J-Dub is a daily task as the White kids drive their BMW or lifted jeeps to the closest dealer. There is also an abundance of police which keeps the game of life interesting. Only the skilled will survive. The ultimate city to live in.

-"Dude you are so fly with that Polo"

-"Thanks bro its because I am an OG from the JC"

-"JC?"

-"Yeeeaaaaaahhhhh Johns Creek homie"

by The SGT February 26, 2011