jew speed

the speed at which a jew runs for money; approximately 42 miles per second; what is necessary to perfect your superjewman powers

I heard the penny drop a mile away, so I ran for it with jew speed and got it before the person had a chance to bend down to pick it up

by j00b (jewish n00b) February 22, 2005

jew serious

A method of expressing ones disbelief through a casual Anti-Semitic phrase.

After Mohammad suggested to his friend Ahmed that they should go out for an afternoon bombing, Ahmed responded with, "Jew Serious?"

by 420glazeit August 3, 2014

Jew Step

When a Jew does their Interpretation of the 2 Step.

Lexi: Look at Anna Rose

Taylor: She is Working the Jew Step

by Tay&Lex December 14, 2009

Jew Screw

The shit insurance companies do to you.

I got hit in my $40,000 truck and the insurance company only offered me $23,000. They're really trying to give me the Jew Screw.

by #1200 May 9, 2018

Jew Snap

The word Jew Snap refers to when people attempt to haggle the price of something. Can also be used like; Jew snapped, jew snapping.

"Yo, I jew snapped this 7ft dildo for 90% off"

by JewSnapper December 27, 2018

Jew Syndrome

A mental disorder in which one supports Israel.

Guy 1: Our greatest ally spied on us? That's because they're the greatest country in the world! The secrets they stole and sold to China are obviously for self-defense!
Guy 2: You have Jew Syndrome.

by Liban July 12, 2020

jew snatcher

One who snatches Jewish Folk and sells them for money on eBay or some other method such as the black market or BuyYourJew.com

The little Jew Snatcher took my Grandmother and sold her to a family in Indonesia!

by Plash December 23, 2014