Jelq

When you yank on your wee wee to stretch it out

“I love to jelq, it makes my pee pee bigger!”

by Crona.png January 12, 2025

Jelq

the process of making the size of your male genitalia increase by pulling and tugging it

My meat is small so I am going on a jelq journey.

by hookyy December 06, 2023

jelq

being a nicer person

mom i'm gonna start jelqing for you!

by luhgoona April 21, 2024

Jelq Bot

A robot that stands in the corner of the room and jelqs you when activated

in the corner of his room you see jelq bot

by TheRealUltraKami August 14, 2024

Jelq the Halls

When you’re jelqing during a family Christmas party

Jeffrey was stressed and escaped the family conversation to go jelq the halls in his family bathroom

by JelqingAmerica February 16, 2024

Sentence jelqing

When you expand a sentence needlessly so you can meet word count requirements on an assignment without putting in the effort to add more ideas

The teacher took points off when grading an essay and wrote a note telling them to stop sentence jelqing

by Eushshtb September 29, 2024

Mavin Street Jelqing Jive

A dance act performed at 9 Mavin Street when the guys are caught too short. The dance increases the elasticity of the penis and forcibly elongates it making the individual well hung. It is only one of the many manoeuvres in the Mavin Street arsenal

Girl 1”Where are the holy men of mavin street?”
Postman “looks like they have had a day of doing the Mavin Street Jelqing Jive”

by JimmyTomlinson2 January 16, 2024