jelly donut

A person who sucks cocks emphatically and always swallows.

Man, I'm so full. I feel like a jelly donut today~!

by Raftel May 17, 2017

jelly donut

1. During anal penetration, when the rectum is lubricated with liberal amounts of petroleum jelly. That's what called a jelly donut.

I put my long schlong in her jelly donut because it's a tiny behiny so I need to make it a jelly donut.

by Lucky Mad Dog November 16, 2005

jelly donut

During sexual intercourse, right before the male climaxes, at which point the individual on the recieving end kicks him in the balls. If enough force is applied, he'll ejaculate blood everywhere giving the impresion of a squeezed jelly donut.

Mike: "aww yea.."
Mallory:"eat a jelly donut you fckin JEW" *kicks donkey style*
Mike: Ima cum... ugh!!11!

by CaptainToad December 17, 2007

jelly donut

A used maxipad not disposed properly.

I can't believe there is a jelly donut on the floor.

by MaxLoewBoston October 27, 2005

Pittsburgh Jelly Donut

The art of one cumming in a woman's period blood filled vaginal hole. The woman then queefs the cum & blood onto a freshly glazed donut. The couple then proceeds to eat the donut after. This was first performed in the city of Pittsburgh in 1933 & has been part of the city's tradition ever since.

"PJD time?"- Ron
"What's that?" - Jill
"PITTSBURGH JELLY DONUT TIME BABY!!!!"- Ron

by LarryGreen May 29, 2016

jelly donut roller

The queen bee, an alpha female who is the object of envy and jealousy. One who rises above petty issues.

That Loretta is a real Jelly Donut roller. She keeps her bitches check.

by LoLo2B October 30, 2011

jelly donut surprise

when you go down on a girl and realize she's on her period.

I went down on her and got the best jelly donut surprise

by MarlonS March 04, 2008