jaws

something I want to put my balls in

balls jaws

by Gabriel Batholomew The Supreme December 16, 2021

jaws

the shark a-lurking in the dark in the depths of the sea one day on a lark

jaws: woah respect *explodes*
JAWS IS HERE
HERE IS JAWS

by human i think February 3, 2023

JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA

A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.

HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!

by ROACHES October 16, 2012

jaws of life

The tool they use to cut you outta your busted car after you smash it while smokin a blunt, drinking a brew, or running from the cops.

They had to use the Jaws of Life to get Dan outta the busted Jetta he boosted

by Garym79 February 7, 2007

Jaws Bomb

The act of dropping an earth-shattering crap that smells like a skunk crawled up Amy Schumer's ass, then died. This type of biological bomb can only be created with a consistent diet of Mexican food.

" Guys, I totally just laid a massive jaws bomb."
" It smells like a jaws bomb in here!"

by Poop Master69 May 6, 2019

Jaws of hell

Something gay guys, or straight guys who can't get laid, call the vagina.
Similar to bros before hoes, it is designed to make getting laid seem lame.

Brian: Dude! I can't believe you slept with that chick. You might get swallowed by the jaws of hell and never recover!
Joe:... no.

by I drink your milkshake January 23, 2009

JAWS effect

Convincing the world it is unsafe to swim in the ocean by planting images of the movie JAWS, even though stats are low to get eaten by a shark. A move used by Team Trump to stoke fear about anyone that is not a white American male

Muslim friend: My mosque was fire-bombed. We are not terrorists.
Latino friend: Yeah, that's the JAWS effect. Everyone thinks I'm a rapist drug lord

by Kalifornia Republik February 18, 2017