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James

Self delusional and self-entitled. Thinks he is jensen ackles despite looking like freddy kruger. Claims to respect women but doesn't even acknowledge them after he dates/sleep with them. Constantly lies and brags about how much he gets laid. Does some gay pornographic things on the downlow which makes you question his sexuality, despite he keeps saying he is straight. Is afraid of women, is seen with insecure girls with no self-respect and dignity. Wants to be chased even though he is a piece of shit.
Tim: Hey let's go that music festival

James Jensen: I'm all about that pitbull.

Tim: You have shitty music taste.
by fearthefork January 28, 2015
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Someone who is described as a whelk and can be very aggressive to people who annoy them. They are ok on their own if they are talking about something they like e.g. Superheroes but then revert back to violence in front of others.
Stay away from James, he's a whelk!
by CHMrsS May 29, 2016
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James is a rat because he spreads lies, rumors and other people's secrets. Perla hates james because of this.
by Pissy Slaer November 23, 2016
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Ugly ass flamboyant gay who claims to be bisexual. No one likes James, they only tolerate him.
Person 1: Wanna kill James?
Person 2: I'm in.
by anonymous 😁 March 2, 2015
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He thinks he has a monster penis, but in actuality has a schlong the size of a tic tac
"Did you see the size of the dong that guy owns?"
"Yeah it's microscopic"
"Yeah he is a total James"
by professorschnutz November 29, 2013
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The only guy in the world who actually has no friends. And no dick
Wow he is such a James
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