Johan

Nickname for a John. A tall, skinny, sexy, tan & brown haired man who has ladies constantly in the palm of his hand. He is the funniest person you will ever meet, and the best in bed.

He has a lot of guy and girl friends. Sarah & Isabella's will naturally fall for him and Katelyn's will be his side hoes. His boi will most likely be either a Tee, and he will hate all Jarrett's.

Sarah- "ooooo u see that guy over there named John? He's so sexy, i want him so bad"

Isabella- "he's not just a John... he's a Johan."

by bigforeheadboi September 15, 2017

Johan

another word for a joint

wanna smoke a johan?
feel like doing a Johan?
johan is nice

by ELIZZZZZ January 11, 2010

Johan

An guy who smells like shit and is know for Making weird sounds and does very bad jokes

That’s Johan stay away from him he is like an bubbelgum and Will not leave you alone he is from Malmö and gay

by Nonono gay May 8, 2020

Johan

Johan is a male name which is more popular in England ,Germany and Sweden. Johan is such a romantic guy with his partner.love from a Johan is very special.but it’s a huge sin that breaking a Heart of a Johan. He looks very tough but cool inside. You’re such a lucky person if u have a connection with a Johan.

Egg- “He’s such a Johan “

by Kane walker July 16, 2019

Johan

Johan is a well known STD usally found amongst transvestite dancers and dwarfes.

"Oh shit Margaret u got the Johan?!"
"I´m sorry to tell you but you have........Johan"

by Dildohunter123 March 6, 2016

Johan

He's literally the best human being you can ever meet. No one can ever be as amazing as a Johan. This guy will definitely make your life amazing. Please meet a Johan Asap and keep him as a friend cause that guy is a beast🤘

Omg is that Johan, wow he's so cool!

by Chaitanya1234 April 29, 2019

Johan

Another word for CrackHead/Cracker. If a Johan sees this he will cry thinking hes a crackhead

David: Did you see that Johan the other day?

Leith: That guy that was doing crack down the street?

David: Yeah, i wonder if that Pundare will ever make it

Leith: May god help all the Johans

by chingchongchinamana May 17, 2022