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Useful program, but unfortunately the ultimate resource hog. Even a single minor maintenance update is around 100 MB to download, every single freakin' time. Takes up way more space than it oughta in memory, if you can even get it to start up at all.
Bob: You get the new iTunes?
Joe: Yeah, "upgraded" from 8.1.1 to 8.1.2. Same as the old iTunes.
by Agent0042 July 3, 2009
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De-iTunification

The process of converting copyright-protected .m4p files purchased at the iTunes music store into more flexible file formats such as .mp3 so they can be used devices other than iPods and authorized computers running iTunes.

This can be done using 3rd-party iTunes hacking software, or by burning the songs to an audio CD and ripping them back to the computer.
"Shit, now that I've downloaded $100 of music from the iTunes store, I'm going to have to go through De-iTunification to play these files on my sony mp3 player."

"I'd send you that song, but you wouldn't be able to play it. It hasn't gone through De-iTunification yet."
by kmcduw August 18, 2007
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Itunes

A music management program created by Apple. Its features include crashing your computer, crashing itself, constant freezing during sync, randomly reformatting your ipod, suck performance to a crawl, links everything you do to the Itunes Store, and just all around being a pain in the ass.
Its like Itunes has a mind of its own. I leave the room for one minute and all my music is gone! At least it brought up the Itunes Store right after it ate all my songs, so its all good!
by darkisle January 27, 2010
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iTune telling

When you can't make up your mind about something. Use your iTune's shuffle and take the meaning of the next random song to help you decide.
"Dude I don't know what to do. When shall I call her?"
"I dunno man, do some iTune telling."

Yesterday - Beatles (this is when you re-shuffle)
by antart May 27, 2009
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iTunes Store pest

someone on the itunes store who leaves a negative review on a TV season, movie, album, for the sake of pissing people off.
review 1: good album, love it

review 2: sweet, i love this album!

itunes store pest: ugh, awful! it sucks! hate it!
by ReNeGaDeNorman April 9, 2010
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itunes

A music program created by Apple. Destroys and ruins all of your music files, supposed to organize them but does the opposite. Windows Media player is better by miles.
I downloaded Itune's to organize 5 gigs of music, and it created triplicates of every song and mixed them up to hell.

Song named: "08 The Fall Through Ginnungagap" :Amon Amarth

Itunes renamed it to "08 The Fall": Amon Amarth

Then created a new song "09 Ginnugagap" : Macy gray
by Taylor Payne January 9, 2008
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iTunes 9

The newest version of iTunes by Apple. New improvements include:

- a shitty new store

- lagging capabilities beyond any older version of iTunes

- the ability to crash daily during the basic organizing of music

- a few shiny textures that Apple fanboys gave Vista a lot of shit for

- the ability to make Microsoft's Zune look like perfect software
I just got iTunes 9 on my PC. I wonder how it works on a Mac...
by Independence76 October 29, 2009
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