Islamogandist

Someone who peddles Islamoganda. A Muslim or a Multiculturalist

A sad perpetual student wearing a Shemagh is trying to sell his Socialist Worker party rag while singing the praises of Multiculturalism.
A passer stops and says to him ‘I keep hearing that Islam is a religion of peace but I am not seeing it’
The perpetual student replies ‘Islam is tolerant to all faiths and cultures’.
A well-dressed man intervenes ‘Don’t listen to that dirty Islamogandist.’

by AnotherInfidel October 11, 2010

Islamikaze Pilot

An Islamic terrorist with a suicide vest, who jumps off a tall building into a crowd, detonating the vest at the last second before impact.

The Islamikaze Pilot was killed when he hit the ground before he could detonate his vest. Fail.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

Islamic Massage

A sexual act which begins by spreading your own feces on your significant others body by using ones penis. Afterwards the couple will engage in anal sex while the man massages the woman.

Jon: Yo, I just gave my girl an Islamic Massage!
Brian: Nice Bro! my girl isn't into that.

by B-dizzle and J Bird January 21, 2010

Islamic Wedgie

When you take an atomic wedgie to the next level and pull your victim's undergarments over their head, wrapping them up into a makeshift turban (like those commonly worn in the Islamic faith). This is an artform that takes a high level of craftsmanship to achieve; therefore it is reserved to the most elite group of Wedgie-Givers. If your victim loses circulation to their head, you know you're doing it right.

Bro, your exposed undies are so tempting I may have to give you an Islamic Wedgie if you do not adjust your pantalones to an appropriate height soon.

by stexsy April 17, 2011

Islamic Jagger

A Muslem who thinks he's cool, like a rock star.

Check out that Islamic Jagger over there.

by What's Left of Dr Jazz June 30, 2008

islamic yolo

Islamic Yolo means "You Only Look Ones". This term is usually used for boys, when they look at a girl. No matter how pretty is the girl, you can only look ones. Second glance at a non-mahram is haraam. Vice versa.

Praise be to Allaah.

Jareer ibn ‘Abdullaah said: "I asked the Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) about an accidental glance at a woman. He commanded me to turn my gaze away." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, who said: This is a saheeh hasan hadeeth. See al-Sunan, 2700).

Commenting on this hadeeth, al-Mubaarakpoori said: " ‘Accidental’ means that his gaze fell on a non-mahram woman unintentionally. ‘He commanded me to turn my gaze away’ means that he was not to look a second time, because the first glance was not by choice and would be forgiven, but any further glances would be counted as sin, and he should heed the words of Allaah (interpretation of the meaning): ‘Tell the believing men to lower their gaze (from looking at forbidden things)…’ al-Noor 24:30"

The Messenger of Allaah (Peace & Blessings of Allaah be upon Him) said: "O Ali, do not follow a glance with another, for you will be forgiven for the first, but not for the second." (Reported by al-Tirmidhi, 2701; see Saheeh al-Jaami’, 7953)

Islam Q&A

Sheikh Muhammed Salih Al-Munajjid

The word islamic yolo being defined as below:
Brother: *accidently looked at a girl, but forgotten to turn his gaze away*
Sister : *snaps her fingers in front of her brother's face* "Hey, YOLO!"

by maryamkhan June 1, 2017

Islamic School Of Canberra

daed classroom wallahi

Student 1 : are you sure we are at Islamic school of Canberra, it looks like a forest to me?
student 2 : couldn't be more affirmative.

by anonymouspersonlol128278 June 2, 2021