Israeli Handjob

The act of rubbing cosmetic products on the hands of a prospective customer, as part of a sales pitch to convince that customer to buy the product. The practice originated from Israeli immigrants selling "sea salt" based lotions at mall Kiosks.

Person A: "Sorry I'm late.. I just got an Israeli Handjob from that girl in the food court."
Person B: "Please tell me you didn't buy those sea salts from her..."
Person A: "Hell no, I just sat there smiling while she wasted her time."

by Renegade0894 October 9, 2012

got Israeled

When someone begs you to try something that's yours, then tells you it's his now and if you try to resist you're a barbaric animal

When a colleague at work takes over your station because they decided to...
You've got israeled

by A Semitic October 28, 2023

Israeli Joint

A joint (marijuana cigarette) laced with crack/cocaine

Yo Kevin pass the Israeli Joint i'm trying to get zooted

by EGODs October 25, 2019

To israel

To get israeled means to get something that you own stolen or taken from you with force and you can't resist it whatsoever . It can also mean causing harm/destruction in a tyrannical way.

"She israeled my shirt and she doesnt wanna give it back"
"Jhon wants to israel Mike's project that he spent months working on"

by HCHAnonymous007 October 25, 2023

israeli lane change

changing lanes from one side of a 3 or more lane highway to the furthest inside or outside lane, using no signal and keeping constant speed.

Thanks to a lead foot and some israeli lane change skills, we made it to our engagement with time to spare.

by nicky v. August 9, 2006

Israeli Side-step

To craftily avoid payment of something

'Was walking down the road when I saw one of those charities shaking buckets. Managed to avoid them with an Israeli Side-step.'

by Deathlehem69 November 15, 2011

Israeling

When u say an egregious lie to cover ur big lie from before, hoping to elicit sympathy

My girlfriend lied about being out with friends (but was with her ex) and in the middle of the argument she told me her mom was in the hospital and I was supposed to should show sympathy and understand her hurt feelings. I should have also paid the hospital bill because its somehow was my fault. She was totally Israeling.

by Truth teller G October 30, 2023