Isaac

The word Isaac means laughter which fits perfectly not only cause they have the laugh that makes you smile no matter how hard you try not to smile but also because they are the best at making you laugh. Isaacs have a way of making the hardest of hearts open up and fall so deeply in love with them. They are the best at keeping your heart from feeling the slightest pain infliction. They live to protect the ones they love and they do a damn good job. Their short fuse is only lit when someone is threatening harm on those they care about in this world. They seem to always be in a good mood and don't let people hurt them or change them. Their natural instinct is to shake off everything and stay true to themselves. Isaac's tend to be really easy on the eyes. They tend to have an odd taste for music and clothes but they can pull of anything due to their charming looks, perfect smile, and enchanting eyes. If you know any Isaacs you should do all you can to befriend them cause you will find no one better to care for and protect you.

My heart belongs to and is carefully cared for by Isaac.

by Tj_be_crazy4 July 12, 2018

Isaac Newton

Father of Science, King of Pwn. Was integral (get it) in the development of Calculus and by extension much of modern Mathematics and Physics. Formulated Laws of Motion, an understanding of gravity and also noted some interesting stuff about light. Went to Trinity College Cambridge and possed a still largely mysterious power over apples. The unit of force is also named after him.

Hey an apple just fell on my head, DAMN THAT NEWTON!!

If Isaac newton touches a body of mass 1 kg it will begin to move with an acceleration of 1 metre per second squared.

Newton was strolling down the beach and found a pebble; on it was written "F = ma".

by Javal April 26, 2008

Ismack

Verb: to smack someone in the face with your iPhone just to rub in the fact that they don't have one.

He called me a hipster when I pulled out my iPhone so I gave him an ismack.iperbole ipod

by Mdfresh71 August 7, 2012

Isaaccc

Fat juicy ass, extra thiccccccc, so intelligent, straight A's, fat juicy ass again, and again,I think he has a fat juicy ass, definitely has a fat ass, plumy juicy ass with a 60 degree angle on that ass, an extra shiny ass, with baby power on it 24/7, slap a booty for good luck, booty built like a moon, so round, has holes, bumpy booty, booty floats in sky around earth, booty big enough to join the solar system,

(aka Isaaccc) I was walking in the halls and got smushed into a locker by Isaac''s fat juicy ass and it stopped my air-breathing and I had t go to the nurse for my inhaler but that didn't work so I was walking out of the school and I was so close to leaving and I saw big booty bitch Isaac waiting for me and I made a run for it but his booty was to big and hit me with the incredible 2 elastic woman and stretched his booty across the school and slaped the living day liht out of me

by bobfuckbill October 9, 2021

Isaac

A nibba to remember.

John: Remember tha nibba Isaac?
Ian: Now that's a nibba to remember.

by Ya mans & ya boi, thicc nibba January 2, 2019

Isaac Blaze McKim

The hottest man on earth. Super pretty. The peak of human perfection. Someone every girl has a crush on.

Damn why you want to be Isaac Blaze McKim?

Isaac Blaze McKim can have my children.

by Isaac Blaze McKim September 11, 2020

Isaac Newton

The deadliest son-of-a-bitch in space.

An item in motion stays in motion unless acted on by an outside force. As you may already know, outer space is empty. When you fire a slug from an Everest-class dreadnought, it accelerates to 3% to 3.3% of the speed of light and impacts with more force than the city-buster dropped on Hiroshima. That slug will not stop until it hits something - be it the ship you're supposed to be aiming at, an asteroid, or a planet on the other side of the galaxy. You are ruining someone's day somewhere at some point in time. For this reason, ISAAC NEWTON IS THE DEADLIEST SON-OF-A-BITCH IN SPACE!

by Zero Beat October 26, 2011