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Italian Greyhound

A small, skinny, breed of dog that can be loveable, cute, and adorable. They have legs the size of twigs and the stomach of an anorexic granny...but they're supposed to look that way. Sometimes a little possessive and needy, but very loyal. Super fast runners! Watch out!
Lola: "So you have a dog?"
Jared: "Yep."
Lola: "Aw. What kind?"
Jared: "An Italian greyhound."
by Lily Lemonade October 8, 2011
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Irasian

John: Dude I'm Irasian.

Joe:What the hell Is that? I Though You Were Chinese ?

John: No My Dad Is Irish And My Mom Is Vietnamese. They Met during The Vietnam War.
by DGringo October 1, 2009
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Italian Dish Towel

An act of "kindness" that is performed in which a gentleman unloads his wad onto a female recipient and proceeds to clean up with her hair.
"Last night I gave her a Pearl Necklace and cleaned up with the Italian Dish Towel."
by the_bush_hammer February 20, 2014
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Italian quesadilla

Two slices of pizza served face-to-face with the cheese and toppings inside and the bottoms of the slices on the outside.

When served it looks like a large piece of a quesadilla but is really just an easy way to eat two slices of pizza at the same time.

A creative way of mixing different toppings of pizza into each bite.
May I have an Italian Quesadilla with one meat lovers and one veggie slice to-go, please?
by EvoLife September 22, 2019
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filthy italian

When your done banging your old lady and you wipe your cock off with your t-shirt then you proceed to put it back on then go out to dinner
by Dans1900 February 22, 2017
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italian apple

I created the Italian Apple Martini while working at the Rio Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas. Here is how you make one at home...
3/4 oz Amaretto Di Saronno liqueur, 1 1/2 oz DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker schnapps, 3/4 oz Stoli Vanil vodka, 1 splash Rose's lime juice, 1 splash cranberry juice.
Pour all into iced shaker tin, shake until tin is cold to the touch and strain into martini glass. Garnish with lime wheel, and serve.
"I'm tired of drinking beer, I need something good"
"My Spiritual Advisor recommends an Italian Apple martini."
by vegasrew April 26, 2007
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Iranian Milk Jugs

A Farsi girl with incredible, surgically-enhanced breasts.
The Ayatollah could not keep his eyes off the young woman's Iranian Milk Jugs
by burnsiedotcom November 30, 2010
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