The Cummings Invite meant you where invited over for unprotected sex and would be cumming inside of her pussy.
by Azzman66 September 14, 2018
Get the cummings invite mug.When someone is wasted at the club and invites you to a party, then forgets who you are when you show up.
"Did you have a good time at that house party?"
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."
"Nah dude, it was a hippie invite. Guy didn't even remember me."
by K. Washington July 25, 2016
Get the Hippie Invite mug.Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012
Get the Fresh Invite mug.mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
Get the conjugally invite mug.An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.
For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?
Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--
Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?
Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--
Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?
Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011
Get the courtesy invite mug.An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.
Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
by Blina August 25, 2008
Get the invitease mug.An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
by tcornsimp January 14, 2008
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