blue intruder

The blue vibrator found in my moms dresser when i was looking for socks. Also known as Ol' blue.

"Brian, why do you look horrified?"
"I just found Mom's blue intruder."

by CourtneyCliche[tm] September 30, 2008

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 21, 2008

intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2008

intrapenisly

IP abbr.

A drug or other substance administered into or within the penis.

That dude is hardcore. He uses all his drugs intrapenisly.

by jon.o July 25, 2009

Fat Intruder

An unwanted/unexpected erection or semi-on.

I was sitting on the bus, minding my own business and all of a sudden I got a fat intruder.

by magpie55 July 29, 2011

intradesting

A different version of interesting, can be used in a comedic way to say 'interesting' unique way and/or to add a level of quirkiness to the word.

intra - DEST - ing

Bill: Look at THAT!
Sven: Hmm intraDESTing!

by Slapslop March 4, 2015

tuna intruder

An erect penis that has not been washed for months and smells like rotten kippers.

As Pete pulled out his tuna intruder, Andrea quickly filled her mouth with water to wash the bits of cheese from under his foreskin.

by Leroy Tyler Brown May 23, 2016