The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.
Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.
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Get the You're not invited to my birthday party mug.a person (usually young and not straight), who is a tommyinnit stan. The easiest place to find an inniter is likely on twitter.
'woah josie aerohmantics is an inniter!!"
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An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.
Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"
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Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."
Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."
by Caldow April 24, 2007
Get the illiterate bastard mug.Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.
Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"
by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019
Get the tech illiterate mug.An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.
When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.
by tcornsimp January 14, 2008
Get the pity invite mug.when a person brings up an event or happening and follows it with a statement about why a person would not like it or want to go.
I'm going to this party this weekend but there will be freshman there so you probably wouldn't like it.
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I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.
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I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.
by Silent_Rob April 6, 2007
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