football injury

Used to describe a woman with a very wide posterior; used to describe a woman who looks as if a football was punted sideways into her ass

*woman walks by* "Oh, would you look at the football injury on that..."

by Adam M. August 31, 2005

Self-Injury

Intentionally hurting yourself for relief, comfort and/or pleasure. Such forms of SI include:

Cutting(mostly arms & legs)
Burning
Headbanging
Hitting
Hair pulling
Lip biting
Nail bitting
Needle Stabbing
Ice & Salt

Sally cuts herself therefore she is a self-injurer...

by Cassie February 26, 2004

Joint Injury

Occurs when two injuries come together to form a coalition.

Person #1: What's wrong with your arm?
Person #2: I don't know, but it hurts really bad.
Person #1: Where does it hurt?
Person #2: Can't tell if it's my elbow and/or my wrist.

Person #1: Sounds like a joint injury. You should get that looked at.
Person #2: Yeah that's probably a good idea.

by vp20 April 16, 2011

Injury Day

On May 17th on Bungie.net, Injury day happened, small amount of parody threads they were all locked, and the authors were given a 14 day ban and a public forum ban.

How does a gun injure you?

How does a nuclear warhead injure you?

WTF IS WITH INJURY DAY!?!?!?!?!

by W1SC0NS1N May 29, 2010

Injury Fallout

When moderately injured during sports like snowboarding then immediately start second guessing everything you do. Symptoms include sinking stomach, and weak legs.

Dude, I jammed my wrist real bad last run and I am getting major injury fallout!
Comon man just fight through it!

by boarda March 26, 2010

hockey injury

a cover up for injuries caused by rolling around on your bedroom floor preparing for your Gymnastic recital.

Fabio got a "hockey injury" while preparing for a gymnastic meet.

by tec-erz May 13, 2005

scoreboard injury

The act of faking an injury in an athletic competition in which your team is losing by a lot so you don't have to play anymore.

Dad: I'm sorry your basketball game turned out so bad. But did you see the way Mary collapsed in the middle of the floor? It was an Academy Award-winning slow motion fall. Eyes rolled up to the ceiling with a slow spin to the floor. No one touched her!
Daughter: I know. Scoreboard injury. She had to lay there for a while to make it look good.
Dad: Well, at least the other girls on the team who care about playing got playing time.

by Soon 2. B. Unemployed January 1, 2012