Injured List

To be deficient or not have enough.

Person #1: Hey, let's go out tonight!
Person#2: I can't my feddy is on the injured list right now.

by Callyce01 August 8, 2019

Injuredist

When someone assumes something about you because of how often you are injured

She’s gonna get a concussion again because she’s always hurt. That’s so injuredist

by cjmor19 September 29, 2020

injuresexual

Injuresexual is when a person is sexually attracted to getting injured

for example, my friend Izu is Injuresexual

Dad, I think im Injuresexual

by flarizx on roblox March 27, 2022

ivermectin-injured

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)

"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"

by Bobafettucine May 1, 2024

You are what you get injured by

This common turn of phrase is usually used to mock someone who is injured in a funny way

"Did you hear Chase Garbers broke his wrist while fingering a vagina?"

"You are what you get injured by, and I always knew that Brahmas QB was a pussy"

by Smartest Man in History May 24, 2024