Immaculate Snow

When it snows, but there are no visible clouds above you!

I stood outside and feathery snowflakes fell, yet there was blue sky above me. I was told it is called "immaculate snow". Immaculate snow and rain are signs of Spring in the high-desert.

(See also "Immaculate Rain")

Scientific info available at NASA website, astrobiology.

Nobody in the grocery store parking lot seemed to care that the snow was falling from what appeared to be blue sky; likely because "Immaculate Snow" is is a usual sign of Spring in the high-desert.

by sugarrmag March 30, 2011

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Immaculate Stool

A Perfect Stool whose trajectory upon exit carries it down the plumbing and completely out of view, leaving no evidence (on T.P. or in bowl) that a stool was ever present. Acknowledged as an act of divine intervention.

So, I'm on the shitter and I go to wipe - nothing! Completely clean! Then, to my amazement, I peer into the bowl and there's nothing there. Immaculate stool! Praise the Lord! It's as though Jesus reached down from Heaven and anointed my anus with the holy spirit!

by Brett 327 April 26, 2011

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Immaculate Cap

It means to cap soooooo much that it’s perfect

Pretty popular girl: I’m so ugly
Popular jock: that’s immaculate cap

by iLiKeYaHcUtG October 17, 2020

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Immaculate

Free from flaws or mistakes, perfect in every way.

“ Kameron gives immaculate head, seriously, i saw stars”

by MajestyLee November 22, 2020

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injaculation

Injaculation is sticking 2 fingers on your PC muscle near the anus to keep semen from coming out during the orgasm. The semen is pushed back into the persons bladder, prolonging the orgasm and causing some painfull pissing in the morning.

by 2nd seal February 18, 2003

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