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information superhighway

Laughably outdated term for the Internet. Mostly used during the 90s by yuppies who made their own awful-looking web pages.
"I just spent the afternoon cruising the Information Superhighway!" - toolbox in 1994
by Aqua_Mann August 7, 2007
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Education Inflation

When a job, which ten years ago only required a high school education, now requires a bachelor's degree or higher. Other jobs, once requiring only a bachelor's degree, now require a master's degree.
You would think with my job experience that I could get a job as a sales representative at that crappy store. However, due to education inflation, I must now have a bachelor's degree.
by ARBaker August 11, 2011
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information hershey highway

Using any electrical device (most often a laptop, but it could encompass cell phones, blackberry, etc.) to go online, while using the toilet.
Steph: "I thought guys only took magazines and newspapers into the john."
Tom: "Nope...I need to 'log-on' to the information hershey highway.
by Deanimal and Oca May 21, 2008
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Information Squirrel

Someone who obtains information or data on a subject and stores it away, whether or not they will ever look at it again.
Bob became an information squirrel when shopping for his new refrigerator while he was online and printed 166 pages of the research that he had done.
by bob3d July 25, 2018
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The name says it. You cant say no. You need to give it to them sadly. Im sorry...
It happens on 10/25 each year.
Friend: What day is it?
Other Friend: ITS NATIONAL GIVE URIEL YOUR CREDIT CARD INFORMATION DAY!!!!
Uriel: GIVE IT NOW!!!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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information pack rat

A person who collects books, newspapers, articles, journals, ebooks, webpages, magazines or any medium of information but has never read them or does not plan to read them in the future. Just collects all kinds of information which will eventually clutter up his/her bookshelf, filing cabinet, drawer, chest, binder, hard-drive, floppy disk, cd, house etc.

Similar to an info junkie who collects all kind of information, but unlike an info junkie who uses the information, an information pack rat accomplishes nothing.

A person who takes out 10 library books at a time and reads none of them is kind of like an information pack rat except he/she does not get to keep the books.
Man! I have so many books on diverse subjects like philosophy , mathematics, cooking, rock n' roll history and politics and I've never finished reading either of them. Now I'm out $500 for buying these books and know nothing new. I'm such an information pack rat
by RC September 28, 2005
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Inflation

INFLATION?! YOU HAVE THE POWER OF GOD AT YOUR FINGER TIPS, AND YOU CHOOSE TO WATCH INFLATION?! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!
Dude one: I love inflation

Other dude: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
by Idkevujjj June 28, 2021
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