Indoraptor

That scary mother fucker in Jurassic World Fallen Kingdom, that thing is so scary I had to stay awake without sleeping for 4 days, luckily it got killed

You: Dude that Indoraptor was scary as shit in the movie! Good thing it isn’t real.

*Indoraptorjumps out of a bush and molests you with its teeth*

You: HOLY SHIT MY OVARIES

by SR PELO IS A BOI July 5, 2018

Indira

Indira is a shy, quirky girl who is the most amazing person you will ever meet. She can make you laugh even in the saddest times. Even though she seems emo, she secretly likes cats and baby otters

This says it can’t be blank so imma just write indira and go

by FeatureSlayer June 4, 2018

status insurance

to like/comment on a friends status so it does not look like a failure

Keith: I posted a really average status before

Barry: Did you have status insurance?

Keith: Yeah Bernard was all over it like a rash

by diago sanchezzio October 15, 2009

boner insurance

Stringing your present girlfriend along until you can find a new and improved one.....

Even though she made him mental,Paul made sure he had boner insurance by dating his present girlfriend until he could find a better replacement.

by sheila in the car September 23, 2011

Joke Insurance

When two mates have a mutual understanding to laugh at each others jokes, no matter how lame or awkward said joke is, therefore lessening the social failure of the bad joke.

I was talking to some girls the other day when I cracked a 'your mother' joke. Luckily, I had joke insurance with Chris so I still ended up getting both their numbers. All Chris got was a weird look for his over-the-top laugh.

by iPutMyWordInYou August 24, 2009

indranil

perfect in all respects.... as in handsome,intelligent and smart..also a great hit with girls

I wish I was like Indranil. He is such a hunk!!

by aerial April 9, 2008

insurance company

An affiliation of pirate-gamblers who accept bets called premiums. The dollar amounts of the premiums are non-negotiable but the amounts of the claim settlements, should the company lose the bet, are rarely delivered without argument.

Bob payed his premiums faithfully for years but the insurance company steadfastly refused to pay his legitimate claim.

by The Doo Doo Guru November 25, 2004