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insult sex

When two people like each other but refuse to admit it. Commonly saying they hate each other even when their, basically already friends. They joke around, hang out, insulting each other the whole time.

If you even call it "insulting", it's really more like mock flirting. Never imply though that like each other in a relationship sense as they will deny,deny, DENY.

You can ALWAYS tell when people are having insult sex.
Person 1:God can you stop jumping around your like the fucking energizer bunny!! It's annoying as hell.

Person 2: You know you love it, I just keep going and going.

Person 1: You WISH you kept going and going.

Person 2: Oh and how would you know how long I can go?

Person 1: I just do.

Person 3: Can you two stop have insult sex over there, go get a room.

Person 1&2: WHAT, we aren't even like that.
by Synergy24 October 19, 2009
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insulters circle

The term used for your circle of friends that are close enough to you that they can insult you freely without hard feelings or consequence.
Example 1:
Josie: "Yeah, she called me a whore the other day, but its fine because shes in my insulters circle."

Example 2:
Harry: "God, Haley, you're so fat. You should really get more exercise."
Haley: "Hell nah! You are not in my insulters circle, that is SO not okay." *bitch slap*
by joley5204d6 September 18, 2009
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sarcasmic insultion

When one person says something mean to another, that they really mean, and pass it off as sarcasm.
E.G. 1
Jack and Mary are sitting in a room talking, and Jeff walks in
Jack (to Mary) Man! It's Jeff. Lets leave now.
Mary (to Jack) Yeah, I hate Jeff. He always pisses me off.
Jeff: Laughs
Mary and Jack: Laugh

E.G. 2
Mary: Jeff you're ugly go away. Smiles, pretending to be sarcastic
Jeff: Fuck you bitch. I'm tired of your sarcasmic insultion.
by n_beckwith March 8, 2008
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Insult Reversal

When you insult some doucher who can't come up with a good insult so he redirects it at you.
You: Your a doucher
Doucher: What? Did you say your a doucher?
You: No I called you a doucher.
Doucher: So you admit being a doucher?
You: Did you pull an insult Reversal
Doucher: Yes I am ashamed...
by Vohn November 5, 2009
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Insultcere

A combination of the words 'insult' and 'insincere'. Something said in order to be offensive, while not necessarily being true or meant. Is total bull that is simply meant to insult someone.

Not to be confused with Insultsincere, which is when something is said that normally wouldn't have been in order to hurt someone. You mean what you're saying, you just normally wouldn't say it so harshly. Almost always a douche move.
Joey: Lisa, you're a fat bitch and I hate you.

Lisa: What? Please tell me you're just being insultcere!

Joey: No, I'm not. I abhor your existence. Lose some weight and stop being so damn obnoxious.

Lisa: Way to be insultsincere, you douche bag.
by PianissimoAubergineDreams November 22, 2011
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High pitched sarcastic insult

Native to North London, it usually shows how someone lacks the ability to do something. It can also be used to purposely indicate that you are stronger than someone.
Matt: "Hey John I'm sick at football."
John: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're sick at football."

Tom: "I can quickscope better than you."
Joe: ( High pitched sarcastic insult ) "You're better than me."
by guileM16A4 March 1, 2014
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insult bukkake

When you put a ho on speakerphone so you and your boys can bombard her with multiple loads of diss.
That ho called up and was straight tryin' ta play me, so I put her on speaker and everybody in the room gave her the insult bukkake.
by da capo November 4, 2009
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