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in n out

a place where people who do not know what real fast food is go. it is usually crowded and slow. people also are often rather lazy and choose to wait 30 minutes in a drive thru to avoid getting out of their car...usually a suburban or a crappy teenager first car...you then feel very sorry for the workers if it is a hot day because they have to take orders outside. also the food isn't that great, and if you try to say that, a zillion stupid second hand opinion holding people will tell you how stupid you are and criticize you for eating mcdonalds...
in n out lover: "in n out is sooooo good! i llloooovvveee there burgers. they are fresh and so are their amazing fries!!!"

me: "no thank you. if i want a burger and fries i'll have them covered in lard and salt like the Lord intended."

in n out lover: "but that is so unhealthy! i am also atheist because it is trendy so i can't accept your statement."

me: "if you really want to be healthy then why don't you eat some salad instead of eating 5 slabs of meat and 10 slabs of cheese laughably called a quinceyquincey or a 5x5 or whatever cutsie name you can think of and fries and a milkshake?"

in n out lover: "omg...oh wait i'm atheist now...or was i agnostic...well whatever, you are so ignorant you unhealthy mcdonalds eating bastard! didn't you see that movie or read that book? fast food is bad for you! i love michael moore too! he is soooo smart and aware like me!"

me: ::takes amazingly heavenly orgasmic bite of a quarter pounder from mcdonalds:: "i rest my case..."
by lover of the mcdonalds January 2, 2009
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In N Out

Sells burgers that taste like a fried turd on a bun. It has the flavor, consistency, and smell of a turd, so I have concluded that it IN FACT, is a genuine turd nugget that is grilled, and then made into food. Sure, In N Out is known for not microwaving their "meat" but what good is actually cooking the meat, if it's not meat at all, but instead, fecal matter? I think this conspiracy is very wrong, and I hope sometime soon they are uncovered for selling people shitburgers.

Another trait of In N Out restaurants, is that they sell fries that are disgusting. They supposedly make their own fries too, which isn't a good thing. Not only are these fries the most greasiest fries ever created, but they are green, brown, yellow, every color of the rainbow pretty much. Which is NOT a good thing. A positive thing, is that they are crunchy, which is a very good thing for a fry. However, the crunchiness does not cover up the fact that the fries are disgusting and infected with AIDs.
"Hey I'm hungry! Let's eat at In N Out!"
"Uh..If I wanted to eat a shitburger, I'd just shit on a bun and eat it myself. Then I'd shoot myself in the face."
"Oh. Well I guess we could go to Carl's Jr.."
"Yes, let's. Carl's Jr. is much more tasty than In N Out's diseased feces burgers could ever be!"
by madcow4668 August 4, 2007
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In n’ Out

Don’t take your pizza in the bathroom In n’ Out shouldn’t exist
by abbybotts May 18, 2021
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in n out

An old fashioned term for sex. Quite literally the process of going “ in n out “.
Just got finished giving Janet the ol’ in n out.
by cuck999 October 15, 2021
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In n out

When giving head to a man and receiving head from a woman at the same time both dudes blow simultaneously giving the illusion that his load is going in n out.
Did you hear Tom and John did an in n out with Sally?
by LeftTwixBar222222 November 7, 2022
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In 'n Out 'n In

The act of attempting to leave the fast food restaurant In 'n Out, but coming back in after realizing you crave another succulent burger.
Man, I was so hungry, I went "In 'n Out 'n In"!
by Blatent Lack of Judgement August 4, 2010
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In-N-Out 10

A girl who would not be considered a 10 under normal circumstances, but is a 10 due to the simple fact that she is in a fast food restaurant lobby where hot girls usually don't hang out.
Bro #1: Bro, check out that girl in the line that just ordered a double-double and fries!
Bro #2: Dude, she's a straight up In-N-Out 10!
by klmatthews20 February 22, 2014
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