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Poop in the car

you have accidentally poop in a unproered place
Man 1: I really really need to poop but were doing a car dive
Man 2: Hey dude what is the problem
Man 1: I really really need to poop but we're doing a car dive. What do I do?
Man 2: Then just poop in the car
Man 1: Okay then

a few minutes later
Mom: What is that smell boys?
Man 1: It noth-
Man 2: My bro pooped in the car I'm sure you won't mind rig-
Mom: YOU ARE GROUNDED
Man 1: Great, just great
by Cutiepie_Panda September 30, 2021
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rats in the car

lol rat driving tiny car so funny they keep crashing lol go watch it in the "use it in a sentence" place
google "rats driving cars" and watch the first link. do not stare at anything else only stare at the rats in the car.
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I have my kid in the car

I have a firearm or some type of weapon

Two people get into an accident when the person not at fault gets out the other screams through his window I got my kid in the car yo yo
I have my kid in the car keep it movin or it will feel like July in December in this mofo word up

rifle, pistol, or other portable weapon
by 5G-Star December 4, 2019
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get your ass in the car

Slang for saying don’t do that, or it’s a bad idea
Friend- I wanna get wit my ex

Me- girl, get your ass in the car
by Bigbooty63 March 25, 2022
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The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world

the schafter is a car in gta i like alot and its best car and i escape flying bikes ok thanks for view my post v
GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

I like The Schafter V12 is the best car in the world
by gaypor June 26, 2023
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Rusty Car in the Rain

A dirty sex act with Norm Macdonald, as per Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee.
by ringbell January 2, 2019
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This is an expression used to describe an action of parking your car. The author of this beautiful sentence is also the great philosopher who invented another theory of justice. PARK MY CAR IN THE PARKING PAR LINKIN PARK HYDE PARK CENTRAL PARK PARK PARK
You arrive at the shopping and you say to your mom:
Mom, we need to park our car in the parking park.
Park my car in the parking park -place where you put your car
by Greekmusic01 January 17, 2018
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