Improtoast

When you without any original intention of it, slap together two "påsmurte brødskiver" and toast them.

"I'm so tired of eating bread with ham and cheese every day"
"Just make a improtoast, duh."
"What a great idea!! Thanks!

by LashLars November 25, 2022

Impromptune

To give in to the overwhelming desire to break into song while listening to your iPod.

This is the best song, every time I play it, I want to impromptune.

Did you hear the guy on the train impromptuning to Barbie Girl?

by K-Bear June 5, 2015

stoner improvisation

When a stoner in your band improvises your music subconsciously, according to what the weed is telling his brain to do.

Hey DJ fatfingaz please cut the stoner improvisations out when you master the recording.

by alex and max sure do look alike November 3, 2006

Imprompter

Used to describe what happens when the teleprompter goes blank while a speaker is reading from it, the words uttered after that are almost always improper.

Did you hear the imprompter words spoken by the president last night, I'll bet they fired the teleprompter operator immediately.

by 2B+ September 7, 2013

Impromptuvationalist

A lifestyle choice a person makes about how to live and behave, according to an attitude stemming from impromptu decision making. Decisions are made sporadically, without previous preparation or thought.

A state of being pure in each moment.
Going off of what "feels right" in a particular instance without planning- One remains unscripted, raw, unrehearsed.
No hesitation involved.

Living a lifestyle in extemporization.

It's also the perfect excuse for poor decision making; however, it will NOT have you exempt from pregnancy, or STD's-

Example:

(female) "Why didn't you wear a condom? What do you think you are, one of those impromptuvationalists?"
(male) "Actually, I am..."
(female) "Well, I'm a Catholic, so it looks like we're BOTH going to be parents."

(Customer) "Excuse me, Miss? My first drink came with a lemon wedge, this second was served with a lime..."
(Server) "I thought you'd enjoy variety as the spice of life! I'm an impromptuvationalist, it just felt so right."
(Customer) "Oh, in that case- Surprise me on my third! I love what a good impromptuvationalist will throw my way! You must have such a free spirit."

by EmilyaBear August 15, 2014

Lowe's Home Improvement

The epitome of ass-kissery. As soon as you walk into a Lowe's, your ass saturated with the spit of every employee that crosses your path; but it is not their fault, because it is what they have been constantly told to do every day. Lowe's is built upon the model of "excellent, excruciatingly-paranoid, money-pinching, annoying, ass-kissing, customer-focus". The best thing to do when you see a "red vest" is to cut a corner and run. These people are already stressed enough with the dumbass questions that get flung at them every day so one more question is just one more reason for them to eat a bullet.

Customer walks in Lowe's:

"HI! BILLY MAYS HERE WITH Lowe's Home Improvement WAREHOUSE! WE HAVE LOTS OF ITEMS TO HELP YOUR EVERY NEED FOR EVERY SITUATION! HOW MAY WE BE OF SERVICE TO YOU TODAY SIR OR MA'AM???"

Customer: Holy fucking ass crackers! Can I not look at the fucking power tools without being bombarded by damn service? Fuck this I'm going to Home Depot where people leave me the hell alone!

by yourmomlovesmyjohnson09 December 12, 2010

impromptofu

1. Tofu that's been offered without being planned, organized, or prepared.

Damn, a vegetarian came to the BBQ. Better serve him some impromptofu.

by impromptofu November 24, 2015