The Impossible Dream

The courage to follow the goal your heart desires, no matter how difficult.

"Dreaming the impossible dream."

by That Depends; Who Are You? November 24, 2009

The Impossible Sit Up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do The Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 22, 2008

make the impossible

Shortened version of the full phrase, “To make the impossible, possible.”

An action or words spoken at a key moment that makes all the difference between success or failure.

Master shows apprentice how to use a tool: “if you hold it like this, you make the impossible...”

by Speedglue April 20, 2021

The Impossibles

A fantastic ska band from Austin, Texas. They were among the first bands to experiment with the new sound that bands like Coheed and Cambria, Mock Orange, Modest Mouse, Ozma, and Sparta. They were as influental and important as it gets.

No one will match the ska-tastic sound of The Impossibles.
-Rory Allen Phillips

by John February 18, 2005

impossible situp

when the sitter upper is blindfolded and then held down while he trys to do a situp. in the mean time another person puts theyre bare ass in his face and he is let go so is face smashes into the ass.

Dude we gave travis the impossible situp today and he smashed his face into codys ass, GNARRRRRR!!!

by Q ha May 23, 2006

Impossible Sit up

A dirty trick you pull on a friend at a party, where you hold a towel over a friends face while he tries to do a sit up with you pulling down on it. While your friend tries to do this sit up you have another friend bend down over him and pull down his pants then you release the towel and your friends face goes into an asshole.

Kean: Aw man I was so drunk last night but I sobered up really fast when Darren and Matt got me to do an Impossible Sit Up.

by Matt Walters April 23, 2008

Missionary Impossible

When Two Fat People Try To Have Sex

"Yo man I just got this sweet dvd with these two sweaty fat fucks trying to fuck and it's called Missionary Impossible"

by Masta Dragon Red July 23, 2004