Imdeed

A mistype of "indeed" meaning exactly the same but often deliberately used to infer origionality

Hows the resision going Megan?
Boring as hell
Boring imdeed

by Mitch Gebbie May 14, 2008

Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

The IMPEDE Continuum

A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right?

Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Totally did something awesome.
Person 2: And that was...?
Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum"

<Explains The IMPEDE Continuum>

Person 1: Awesome right?
Person 2: Awesome....

<awkward silence>

Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created...

by Ren Atarashi March 13, 2010

Impede

Doing a backflip in a dank af invironment while stoned.

"OMG I just did the dank MLG impede!"

by Unit2465 August 3, 2015

impeduglia

a sexy beast with no feelings

get yourself an impeduglia

by *insert real name* September 27, 2017

.ispeedshow

Prettiest cutest sweetest person ever

Step on me

If you have her in your life you can die in peace

Unreal
Source of serotonin
I choose you everyday and always over anyone 😒💕

Literally the best friend I've ever had and ever will have

Best jungkook and speed Stan

Love her sm

"Omg you're so lucky I wish .ispeedshow was my friend 😩😩"

by waterfallsandoxbowlakes April 10, 2022

Sergeant Speech Impediment

Any person or group of people found to be issuing non-sensical orders involving rugby posts and Ginger #3. Not to be confused with a bellend.

Sergeant Speech Impediment is a bellend (official)

by Hukster November 6, 2003