Speech Impediment

A condition that some people have that results in them pronouncing words incorrectly. In addition, others will laugh at them cause it is REALLY REALLY funny.

Bill: Hey, do you have any CHI-WEE-OHS?
Cale: Naw bitch, but I have some cheerios. ole speech impediment havin ass.

by Cale Morgan October 16, 2006

impenetrable fortress

A woman, or man, who is so 'untouchable' that she seems to be an impenetrable fortress.

Ryan: Damn, see that impenetrable fortress over there?
Andrew: Ouff man, you don't stand a chance.

by Kldcs Nerd November 26, 2009

impeduglia

a sexy beast with no feelings

get yourself an impeduglia

by *insert real name* September 27, 2017

impenetrable dome

An imbecilic, ex-president’s delusional campaign platform for re-election-, after already losing the popular vote twice.

Donald Trump said he will build an “impenetrable dome” to protect the US from missile attacks.

by MildredP January 27, 2023

The Human Keg-ipede

When you Edward 40-hands yourself to a keg so you resemble "The Human Centipede" and perform a sort of keg stand without being in the air.

(Noun: The Human Keg-ipede has a success rate of approximately 67.8% when done under ideal circumstances.) (Verb: "Dude, last night before I got attacked by Mount Baldy we totally Human Keg-iped'ed it!")

by Spoonmanster October 24, 2011

impudent torrent

When a torrent's comments box is full of smart ass remarks and even some times the comments not of the movie review it self.

Retard A : Retard B's mom is gay

Retard B : Oh yea well i gooch smacked your sister

(of course this goes on and on )

Retard A : well this is an impudent torrent and I'm leaving no more comments !

by Goochtorrent August 4, 2010

impeteoustly

with undeniable hyperosity

We must be descretely perverted, so as to make them wonder why we giggle so impeteoustly.

by Pervy Girl May 24, 2004