Imaginary Girlfriend

A nonexistent girlfriend (not that internet service schtick). I have one of these. The pros far outway the cons. No dates to remember, no birthdays, so you can basically be a slob and get away with it. If you give her some interesting problems, she'll really be 3 dimensional. Mine's a kleptomaniac and a narcissist.

Mom: Where are all your pens?
Me: Bonnie must have stolen them.
Mom: Who the hell's Bonnie?
Me: Exactly.

by Long June 22, 2005

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imagination

1. having the creative spirit and freedom of the mind and body to accomplish one's desires.

2. seeing the world through many perspectives and points of view in hopes of creating a better tomorrow

Spongebob: With Imagination, anything's possible :D

by Squishy McGiggles May 2, 2012

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Dodge Imagine

A fictitious automobile owned by people who don't own a car and/or are incapable of driving.

Annie: Hey, let's go out for pizza.
Bob: Sure, I'll come right over to pick you up in my Dodge Imagine.

by Rand0969 February 19, 2009

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Imagine Dragons

Imagine Dragons is an Indie Rock band from Las Vegas, Nevada. They're a rather new band, and you might have heard their songs It's Time, Radioactive, Demons, etc.~ They're fresh and quickly rising to fame. If you haven't already heard of them, you will soon.

Vocals: Dan Reynolds
Bass: Ben McKee
Guitarist: Wayne Sermon
Drummer: Dan Platzman

*Man is jamming out on his headphones*
Woman: "What are you listening to?"
Man: "Sorry I can't hear you over the sound of my ears having orgasms and my entire body wanting to erupt in dance."
Woman: "You could have just said you were listening to Imagine Dragons.."

by ImagineDragonsPro January 1, 2013

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