A group which nobody seems to either know about or be willing to tell the truth about, but post false information about it on urban dictionary like the sad fuckers they are.
Read all previous definitions of Illuminati and see if they all make sense as one pure definition. (unless the definition is not truly believed by the publisher or about a computer/console game, that one's probably sadly true)
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
This pure definition make sense? Na, because nobody who would post information about a secret group would actually KNOW about it's beliefs/aims they would only be able to assume, as they would be a non-member (assuming the Illuminati does exist).
There's a reason they call it a theory.
by Rationalising March 21, 2009
Illuminati is a triangle with an eye. It’s also some sort of conspiracy theory. Oh, and it can be found on the back of the $1 bill
by Kidswillbekids October 14, 2019
At Least George Washington In The Worlds Global Name Ranking System The Illuminati Requires The Belief In Heaven, Cutting Of The Uvula, And The Removal Of One Of The Testicles As Initiation And Only Men Are Permitted To Join
by Illuminatiscience February 19, 2022
1) Unbelievable; but possible because true belief the world is run by a secret society. 2) Terms of being possessed or "high" off of the shake of really bad schwag. 3) Secret society.
1) "Dude, that dunk was Illuminati!"
2) I was so Illuminati yesterday, never again."
3) "Illuminati!"
2) I was so Illuminati yesterday, never again."
3) "Illuminati!"
by Illuminati baby October 25, 2010
by Another random guy September 18, 2012
Illuminati is currently the name given to the richest and most powerful people in the world. They don't call themselves that. Although a lot of people suggest it BS and fictional, We can see greed is controlling the world, the rich are getting richer everyday. War arms are expensive and only the rich can sell them. For those who poo poo the idea that there is some kind of "illuminati", Look at wealth distribution patterns over the past 30 years. The hard working people are well and truly being screwed by the rich. Greed and gluttony rules the world.
The illuminati influence people's mind in the media and influence world events because they have enough money to do whatever they want.
by Aluminumati July 20, 2015