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Idaho Snow Cone 

When you take a shit in the snow. Let it freeze (preferably over night). Grab the delicious delight and smash it in someone face.
Frank was talking mad shit. So I gave him the Idaho Snow Cone
Idaho Snow Cone by Boss Tits December 16, 2021

Idaho surprise 

When you find human excrement in a public place.
I was walking through the park and accidentally stepped in an Idaho Surprise.
Idaho surprise by anonymous April 16, 2023

Idaho Straight 

A sexual identity characterized by a masculine male, who identifies as heterosexual, but when engaged in outdoor activities with other males such as fishing, hunting, shooting guns, archery, or hiking, sees no problem with giving/getting a blowjob from a buddy. The only rules are no hugging, kissing, touching, affection, and most importantly, to never actually discuss it.
Brian: Hey, I'm gay but I think you are hot. Are you straight?

Steve: Yes, I'm straight.

Brian: Are you straight? Or are you "Idaho Straight'?
Idaho Straight by Neil Saffron September 29, 2023

Idaho spud 

When you bake a potato, put it in a girl's ass, and mash it with your wiener
I was hungry for mashed potatoes so me and my girlfriend made an assload of Idaho spuds

Idaho soap dispenser

When a man shoves a bar of soap up his ass, then stands butthole to butthole with another man and pushes the soap back and forth between the two until the soap is gone
Porter and Ayden decided they wanted to do the Idaho soap dispenser

Idaho Potato Sack 

A sexual act or punishment in which the male punches himself in the testicles until they swell up to two or three times their actual size and tea bags the recipient unforgivably. The act is not complete until the victim blacks out or receives serious facial wounds.
Mike- "Jake stole my Reese's peanut butter cups yesterday. If i'm not mistaken i'd say he was asking for an Idaho potato sack."

Aaron- "Dude not worth the pain."

Mike- "I wont stop until this punk looses an eye or needs re constructive facial surgery."
Idaho Potato Sack by Perny October 28, 2009