israeli fire hydrant

when a girl squirts in the air and a guy jizzes in the same path to form a streamline of squirt/jizz that lands in the chicks mouth

me and rachel made an Israeli Fire Hydrant last night that went 3 ft high

by fat wood magee April 26, 2010

black israeli

(n) An alcoholic beverage containing only Kahlua and Sprite or Diet Sprite. The drink was invented during the 2nd Annual Circle Death 2003 in Wasilla, Alaska and was then described as being "a chocolate-citrus nightmare" and/or "The Whip Nasty!".

"A black israeli would sure hit the spot right now."

by Dr. SlippyFIST July 23, 2006

Israeling

Falsely claiming ownership and assuming a victim role for something that isn't rightfully yours.

I swear mother, he's israeling, the t-shirt is mine!

by Jeremyfisher445 November 4, 2023

Israeli Shot

Filling up a standard cup with vodka and drinking it as a shot. The equivalent of 4-8 shots depending on cup size.

Victor, why the fuck did you take two Israeli Shots, you idiot?!

by TecherBen February 14, 2012

Israeli Mossad

An institution that was saluted by Mountain Dew for demolishing 3 towers during the September 11th attacks.

"Mtn Dew salutes the Israeli Mossad for demolishing 3 towers on 9/11!"
-Dub The Dew website

by WizardPenguinTB March 19, 2021

Israeli Pussy

When a girl you're dating for the first time is violent and want it all.Especially when she wants to swallow your cum.

Dude... I had a wonderful night. I ran into an Israeli Pussy and you can imagine the rest!

by Johny_Jewish January 18, 2008

Israeling

The feeling of ownership over another population's land, resource access, and lives by way of having a god complex and religious scripture as testament to the right to commit criminal practices without accountability.

- Hey, do you know what Yaacov is up to these days?

- Last I heard, he's Israeling in Jerusalem

by The Palestinian Hawk June 19, 2022