Instant Zen

LSD.

Dude, Adam brought over some crazy instant zen last night, I'm still trippin'.

by mighty legume April 19, 2009

Instant Flaccidity

An adjective describing a member of the opposite sex that is so thoroughly repulsive that you couldn't and wouldn't be able to have sex with them under any circumstances.

The new supervisor at work is ok, but once she opened her mouth you knew it was instant flaccidity.

by RocketManFL January 15, 2007

instant messenger

A form of internet communcation where 2 or more people talk to each other in real-time without going through a browser chatroom. A few of the most common instant messengers are ICQ, AIM and MSN.

AIM stands for "AOL Instant Messenger".

by Amantis April 5, 2005

Instant Win

A term which originally became popular in the days of Starcraft. It was used to designate a particular strategy or attack which would guarantee victory for whomever was using it. It was often used in conjunction with the popular equation, "Mass Carriers = Instant Win". The strategy of mass-producing the largest aerial unit in the game and using it as the sole attack force remained popular, and later spread into Warcraft 3, where it gained the updated equation, "Mass Wyrms = Instant Win".

Mass Zealots = Instant Win!

by Aganar March 31, 2005

Instant-gram

The name for Instagram that is used by many older people, (Generation X, Baby Boomers, etc.), including Lilly Singh (||Superwoman||)'s "parents".

"Hey Lilly, on I have 17 followers on Instant-gram now. How many do you have?"

by vxxnsan April 26, 2019

Google Instant

A new feature that moves the search box around the screen as you type to make your search experience as painful and confusing as possible.

A: HOLY SHIT BRO I LOST THE BOX. W. T. F.
B: Calm down, its just google instant.

by H.YANG.OCN.PINS April 27, 2011

instant gratifoodcation

to be satisfied with frozed foods over a well cooked meal due to hunger.

manuel: mom, whats for dinner?
willma: turkey, itll be dont in about an hour or so.
manuel: nevermind, thats way too long, ill just make a hot pocket.
willma: you can never just wait can you? you always got to get your instant gratifoodcation!

by NJpanicSyndrome October 23, 2008