Inappropriate touch tuesday

Inappropriate touch Tuesday is a term coined my comedian Daniel Tosh. It is a made up holiday that requires participants to go and inappropriately touch others. The others are most likely non-participants in this holiday. It should be noted that two people of the same sex inappropriately touching each other is not to be considered gay unless the two are unaware or non participants or the touch is extremely gay.

Chris walks by and brushes up against Carolin's butt
Carolin: WTF you pedo
Chris: but it's inappropriate touch tuesday!
Carolin: Oh, I cant believe I forgot!

by Brew Kellen May 17, 2011

Inappropriate Dad

Describes a man in his early to mid thirties. Derived from the premise that men of such an age would potentially be able to father children, now adult in age, but only by "inappropriate" means

(For example, losing their virginity to the badly dressed chav living on the local council estate on top of a ford escort, only to find out that she wasn't actually on the pill!!)

Young boys are so last season mate, what you need is a bit of Inappropriate Dad action ... they've got more money, and are better in bed!!!!!

by Sir Mike' June 4, 2009

Inappropriate hug syndrome

When a friend, or in some cases, somebody you don't even know hugs you at inappropriate and stupid times.

"Hmm... I can't find my pen"

*Gets hugged from his friend*

"Erm... what are you doing?"

"Just want to let you know I'm here for you in this hard time"

"Dude, get off me! You've got a bad case of Inappropriate Hug Syndrome!"

by drnick928 August 23, 2011

Inappropriate Drip

Clothes worn to school that violate the guidelines of the school's dress code. The opposite of this is "appropriate drip." Brought to you by the faculty and staff at Tallwood High School.

Female student: walks past in a top that exposes her shoulders
Principal: "Young lady, that is inappropriate drip. Please put on a jacket."

by mlolmge September 5, 2019

inappropriate salmon

When a person has a lot of leg on display, one of their friends might feel the urge to repeatedly and rapidly thwack their outstretched hand between the inner thighs on show. (As if a salmon was flapping between them.)

Sophie gave me a massive inappropriate salmon yesterday at church. I totally should have worn tights.

by sherifffffffff December 14, 2010

Inappropriate hand holding

Inappropriate hand holding is when you and your partner are having sex and interlock your fingers.

Marlin and I where having sex and we were Inappropriate hand holding.

by Knower of secrets October 18, 2021

inappropriate wiggling

When two or more ice carvers are sharing body heat, and one or more move there bodies in ways that lead to increased friction and wetness. Only count if your in a tent in the winter with just one sleeping bag and lot of alcohol.

You can share my body heat but no inappropriate wiggling.

by ice ninja April 27, 2015