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Home Improvement

An ABC sitcom airing from 1991-1999 and one of the most cleverly written sitcoms of the decade. Comedian Tim Allen starred as Tim Taylor, a chauvinist, handyman husband and father of three mischeivous sons who hosted a Detroit cable tool show called Tool Time, and just could help himself to giving "more power" to machinery. Much of the show also focused on the of the rest of the Taylor family: Tim’s wife Jill is a feminist and aspiring psychologist, the loner and very astute neighbor Wilson Wilson always provides advice for Tim, and Tim’s sons are mischeivious but good kids. Tim is very masculine and chauvinist (he even gets disgusted at just the thought of going to the opera), a handyman, clumsy, loved to make jokes about Al’s flannel shirts and overweight mother, always rewiring gadgets, was always competing with his next door neighbor Doc Johnson for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights, seeking advice from his other neighbor Wilson Wilson (Wilson Wilson is not a typo)

Spoofs from the show:

1. Tim’s frequent jokes about Al’s flannel shirst and overweight mom.
2. always seeking advice from his next door neighbor Wilson Wilson, only to screw it up
3. Wilson’s face is always hidden
4. always rewiring things to give it “more power”…only to have it explode
5. his wife Jill can’t cook
6. Tim has an obsession with Sears
7. always competes with Doc Johnson, a 80-year old retired proctologist, for the neighborhood’s best Christmas lights
8. Tim is so clumsy that he dropped a steel beam on his wife’s car, fell though a portapotty, glued his head to a table, had a hammer frozen to his tongue, fell through the roof on a project house, blew up a friend’s house and blew up the dishwasher
9. always building a hot rod in the garage
10. frequently grunts when exited or perplexed
11. Bob Villa is his biggest competition
12. Tim often hits his head on a basement pipe above the stairs
13. frequently made jokes about his mother-in-law “Nanna’s” weight but stopped when he saw how thin she had become
14. Always wants Tool Time to take a commercial break when he gets injured
15. Tim frequently gets sick eating Polish food from "Stan’s" Polish restaurant in Hamtramk
16. Tim is well-known at the emergency room, even to the point of having his own cup labeled “Tim”
17. Tim often wears sweatshirts from a Michigan college.
18. Tim's three sons' are always bullied by Vinny McGern
Home Improvement was probably the best scripted show from the 1990s and won numerous Emmys.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com January 26, 2008
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Sexual Improv

While having sex or simulated sex, as via a webcam, attempting to perform a fantasy or scenario.
"Last night was a sexual improv while I attempted to play a dominatrix for my boyfriend."

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The SWASH Improv Group

An improv group from East Carolina University located in Greenville, NC. Comprised of anywhere between 12-15 members, the group focuses mostly on short-form improvisation for both rehearsals and shows. All shows are free, usually running 2 hours in length, with a 10-minute intermission.
"I saw The SWASH Improv Group perform the other night, and they made me laugh so hard that I gave them all the money I had in my bank account."
---An actual testimonial
by billyshakesguy July 26, 2006
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Home Improvement

One of the best, most enjoyable TV shows in history.
Home Improvement rocks.
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new and improved joker product

A female celebrity with a huge grotesque grin. Coined by radio DJ's Don and Mike to describe Cameron Diaz.
A reference to the poisoned products that The Joker unleashed on Gotham City in the movie "Batman" which killed their victims and left them with horrific grins on their faces.
by Steve Aardvark December 20, 2006
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Improper fraction

When a girl's breasts are bigger than her bum, she is susceptible to the insult of being an improper fraction.
Hey, see Veronica over there? She's a real improper fraction.
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show improver

somebody who's steppin' their game up and showin' off and showin' out like it ain't been done before
Guy 1: Yo dog, Ricky Rozay stepped onto the scene goin' harder than before!
Guy 2: Yeah, especially when he started doin' collabo's with Trina the Diamond Princess. They bring it hard with the swagg, pushin' Porsches while they poppin tags. They be eatin!
Guy 1: Fo sho, brah, they some real show improvers goin' ham on 'em!
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