some gay ass show with some homosexual kids that think making a web show is cool. these faggots need to get a life and make more friends. carly is a little whore that sucks balls at acting and thinks she's hot. sam, a little tomboy bitch who rips on the little raper freddy all the time. freddy, like i said above, a little raper and an annoying cock sucker. carly's grandpa "granddad" is a dick wad that likes to suck spencer's balls and wants carly to live with her in yachma so he can lick her pussy all day, but actually.. spencer is the only cool one cuz he's supposingly 26. that teacher bitch mrs.. um.. i dont remember is a fucking ass skank who likes scottish dancing and a bunch of other shit. thats about it.. so pretty much, what im trying to say is that this show is about some punk ass dickhead who need to get a lives of their own.
Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.
Oh, i remember now, the skank's name is ms. briggs.
iCarly
Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
Carly: suck my balls grandpa
Grandpa: maybe later..
Sam: I'll do it
Freddy: Get the fuck out of my way Sam, Carly's pussy is mine
Carly: sure why not.. a faggot 10 year old is probably all i'll get in life..
by Lakashumbi January 03, 2008
A Nickelodeon TV show about 2 camwhores named Carly and Sam who host an online show with their gay tech expert Freddie. The running joke is that Freddie has a crush on Carly, while he is using it as a cover for his latent attraction to Carly's older brother Spencer. Spencer, a dropout, is Carly's legal guardian while her father is Over 9000 miles below sea level in a navy submarine. Nothing is known about Carly's mother.
Sam is an obnoxious wench with a neglectful mother. Her father is never mentioned.
Freddie would probably be straight, but was ruined by too many flea baths, sweater vests and ointments from his mother. His father is never mentioned.
The show is apparently introducing 10 year old girls to real life: Parental Abandonment, Dropping out of school, homosexuality, and of course, paying for college with camshows.
Sam is an obnoxious wench with a neglectful mother. Her father is never mentioned.
Freddie would probably be straight, but was ruined by too many flea baths, sweater vests and ointments from his mother. His father is never mentioned.
The show is apparently introducing 10 year old girls to real life: Parental Abandonment, Dropping out of school, homosexuality, and of course, paying for college with camshows.
Nobody is sure how iCarly came into existence. Many believe that it was created by /b/, in an attempt to troll Nickelodeon. The legend goes as follows:
Nickelodeon Exec: We need a new show that will teach kids about life. We are accepting email submissions for 24 hours.
*24 Hours Later*
Email from: Anon@somesite.com
Subject: TV Show Idea
Message: How about 2 camwhores with single parents and dropout siblings?
Nickelodeon Exec: Brilliant!
Nickelodeon Exec: We need a new show that will teach kids about life. We are accepting email submissions for 24 hours.
*24 Hours Later*
Email from: Anon@somesite.com
Subject: TV Show Idea
Message: How about 2 camwhores with single parents and dropout siblings?
Nickelodeon Exec: Brilliant!
by AnotherOneOfThem June 09, 2010
the worst attempt for a comedy show in a long time. they try way to hard to be funny and it's just sad. their all very bad actors. people who watch iCarly are either ages 3-10, or don't know comedy.
carly: "blah blah blah, i overreact to everything!"
sam: "my whole family's in jail, so i can i sleep here tonight?"
fred: "i'm sutch a dweeb, why am i even part of iCarly?"
sam: "my whole family's in jail, so i can i sleep here tonight?"
fred: "i'm sutch a dweeb, why am i even part of iCarly?"
by LML Money July 16, 2010
iCarly is a teen show about three friends and a web show they host together every week. Though the main girl, Carly, isn't funny at all or good at acting, the actual show itself is very good. Carly lives with her older brother Spencer while their parents are working overseas. Her two friends are Sam and Freddie. Sam hosts the show with her while Freddie takes care of technical part. The best part of the show is the ongoing tension between Sam and Freddie. Even though Freddie claims to be in love with Carly, the unnatural fighting he and Sam take part in makes you think differently. 95% of the show's humor comes from Sam's insults towards Freddie and Spencer's personality. And even though it's a teen show on Nickelodeon, it's an enjoyable (yet unrealistic) show for all ages.
On one episode of iCarly, Sam isn't allowed to insult Freddie all week, unless she wants to pay him $5 an insult. This is what happens after Spencer gives Sam money for helping him out with an art piece.
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Sam: You smell like feet. *gives him $5*
Freddie:*smiles, takes money*
Sam: If you were a country, you'd be El Salvadork. *gives another $5*
Freddie: *still smiling, takes the money*
Sam: Have I made fun of your butt yet?
Freddie: No.
Sam: It's oddly shaped. *gives $5*
Sam: No girl will ever want you. *gives $5*
by iCarly Fan January 30, 2009
3 years ago, when tv shows were actually good on Nickelodeon, then came one of the worst tv shows-iCarly. iCarly shows some of the stupidest scenarios that the world has seen.
iCarly features the titular character-Carly. Carly however looks like the grinch which makes all of us wonder how did this show come to be. iCarly was mainly intended for pedophiles to watch except some people actually believed this shit. Most vegetarians and animal activists want to kill this show because of the brutal scenes showing a lesbian eating meat constantly.
iCarly features the titular character-Carly. Carly however looks like the grinch which makes all of us wonder how did this show come to be. iCarly was mainly intended for pedophiles to watch except some people actually believed this shit. Most vegetarians and animal activists want to kill this show because of the brutal scenes showing a lesbian eating meat constantly.
Someone stupid-Have you seen that episode where Fred came on iCarly?
someone smart-No, because I watch good shows like CSI where people like that die.
someone smart-No, because I watch good shows like CSI where people like that die.
by iHATETHISHOW June 22, 2010
a show on nickelodeon that can be funny at times but most of the time its just fucking annoying. its about a prissy teenage girl named carly and a tomboy named sam who thinks shes all badass but really shes just a poser. there is also a chubby gay kid named freddy and together they do a web show called icarly thats not funny at all. the only characters on the show that actually make the show entertaining is carlys brother, spencer, and a boy named gibby
by flapjackFTW August 28, 2010
What lil pump has his wet dreams to
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