i pad kid

a kid who is physically bent over an electronic while doing most of their tasks during the day; has their face shoved so deep into their fucking phone while eating- in other words it describes brady

brady is an i pad kid

by akdjdkekskxkxkkejenendjskd March 12, 2022

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i love kids

it describes how i feel when i am around kids/j

"i go to the park because i love kids :D"

by Daniel Nicolas Gomez December 15, 2023

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I beat my kids

It's when a parent or guardian brings physical harm to their child, it could be out of anger, enjoyment, annoyance, etc.

Parent/Guardian: I don't like the way my kids look so i beat my kids. *shoots son in the arm* Ha ha take that brat.

Son: Ow, that hurt. Please stop beating me, i'm your kid.

by IBeatMyKids April 20, 2022

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I eat kids

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I piped the door I eat kids

by Jjjjdnxnnxx May 28, 2022

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I like little kids the forty seventh

means how uksrfhaiafdlfjdkahfkjalfas

Bitch you i like little kids the forty seventh

by semen eater 42 March 17, 2022

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I have granted kids to hell

If you decoded this message using the record of Ashley's song in WarioWare: Touched!, you probably had way too much time on your hands.

I wonder what happens if I play around with the record like a toy...
(spins record at fast speed, hears "I have granted kids to hell")
Oh no! I think my parents heard what I did! Now they're gonna kill me and file an FCC complaint.

by The Real Driller August 19, 2023

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