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i have more chromosomes than you

i have more chromosomes than you: often used to try and roast people but only to realise that it means that you are a trap
Person 1:how many chromosomes do you have
Person 2: i have more chromosomes than you thats for sure
by Bruh sound #3 February 16, 2019
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This phrase can be used when in casual conversation with pretty much anyone and everyone. It is a general responce to any comment, question exclamatory, or for interrogation.
Person 1: "Hey bro! Do you have anything planned for later tomorrow night?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I'm planning on showing you that I have ways of making you talk."
Person 1: "What the in the heck do you even mean by that?"
Person 2: "You'll find out when I show you that I have ways of making you talk."
(you can use any variation of "don't you know i have ways of making you talk")
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You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts

When you're so lonely that you make friends to troll with you.
Shadow: Go ahead, I have 50 alternate accounts
Also Shadow: My fingers right on top of the delete button Eggman
Shadow: What are you going to do to stop me with your long toothpick legs.
Eggman: Hehehehehe haha
Eggman: You fool, I have 70 alternative accounts
by anonymous December 12, 2022
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My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did creampie that girl. I impregnated her fetus with my sperm, and I am sorry.
Quagmire: My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did gigoogity that girl. I geschmoigiddied her geflavaty with my googus, and I am sorry.
Meg: What does that mean?
Peter: Shut up, Meg.
Stewie: Brian, what DOES this mean?
Brian: It means Quagmire was having sex with a pregnant woman and she made him come so hard he accidentally impregnated her fetus.
Lois: Uh, that's terrible!
Chris: That's not as bad as what the evil monkey does to me at night.
by iamawaitingdeath March 9, 2023
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i have a bridge to sell you

A phrase of unknown origin which one would say to a person who believes something that is unbelievable.
Person 1:"Marijuana is illegal because it's bad for you."

Person 2: "If you believe that, I have a bridge to sell you."
by Scratch4416 September 14, 2013
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I have more followers than you

A stupid “comeback” used by people mainly on tiktok or insta. don’t use it or else you are asking for someone to one up you
Acab emily: *says something stupid*
You: *proves acab emily wrong*
Acab emily: at least i have more followers than you luv 🥰
Another person: not more then me
by aqxa on yt April 11, 2022
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i have something to tell you

i’m gonna say something urban dictionary doesn’t like……

i will not buy the skibidi toilet mug.
person: i have something to tell you…. i’m not gonna buy the skibidi toilet mug
person 2: yea me neither lol
by pptepengy August 15, 2024
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