I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.

Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”

by party mom May 15, 2021

I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.

*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!

by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023

I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.

Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”

by floatingglitterworm& July 19, 2024

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.

I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.

by confused cajun man January 13, 2021

a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.

a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore

by cloud :( December 7, 2020

I’ve stitched my bumhole up

My car has broken Down.

Lack of ability to drop the kids off at the pool.

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.

by My car has broken down August 24, 2018

she’s the best i’ve ever had

when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.

sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15

by JUNYURS November 3, 2023