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I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before

I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.
I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.
by confused cajun man January 13, 2021
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I’ve stitched my bumhole up

John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
by My car has broken down August 24, 2018
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I think I’ve seen this one before

A comical phrase used by the boys to make gay jokes at or amongst themselves. Stated during the observation of a scene that resembles the plot or elements of a porn video. Also used when witnessing a series of events that, at that moment, could seemingly unravel into a sticky situation.
Pace walks into the room holding a pumpkin. Craigs immediately announces “I think i’ve seen this one before.”
by party mom May 15, 2021
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I’ve

A contraction for “I have”
I’ve been searching for you around the whole house.
by bluestinger66 August 29, 2022
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I’ve Seen Better

A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.
Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!
by MaddPeople December 28, 2018
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A term in football when somebody passes the ball to you and you have a clear opportunity on goal, yet you fail to score.
*Misses shot*

Bro it was an open goal! I’ve made you breakfast, but I can’t force you to eat it!
by LondonUKUrbandictionary April 8, 2023
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when you describe your past sexual moments and fantasize about it in the present.. typically girls named “leslie”.
sebas: broooo she’s the best i’ve ever had i miss her so much

jackson: bro she’s 15
by JUNYURS November 3, 2023
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