I have no idea where these people are coming from. All these weird new people need to go back to where they came from.
I’m a Cajun and I’ve never seen the world so insane before.

i.e. WTH you’re Lebanese, what are you doing in Louisiana in the first place.
by confused cajun man January 13, 2021
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I’ve taken eagle shoot

Another way to say “rootintootin’ eagle shootin”.
Person 1: Hey, I’ve taken Eagle Shoot.
Person 2: Oh, so you’ve been rootintootin’ eagle shootin’?
Person 1: Begone thot.
by penspen January 10, 2018
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a sorry i’ve changed

A sorry i’ve changed is a boy who begs multiple girls for lots of nudes every night, because he can’t wank properly and doesn’t wanna use pornhub and when a girl says no he gets beyond frustrated.
a sorry i’ve changed

omg he’s such “a sorry i’ve changed” ugh who even asks for nudes anymore
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John: Sorry I’m late, I’ve stitched my bumhole up.
Phil: Sorry what?
John: Yeah, I can’t even drop the kids off at the pool.
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I’ve got chops

Typically referring to one’s skill(s) and/or experience.
Heard in the series of Gilmore girls, that can be viewed on Netflix, when Brian is instructing Zack on which guitar chords he must play, in a speedy manner. Season 5: ep. 5.

ZACH: “Yo, kid flash, slow down. I’ve got chops, but I’m not Les Paul.”
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I’ve

A contraction for “I have”
I’ve been searching for you around the whole house.
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I’ve Seen Better

A quote that makes the user feel attacked in a very aggressive manor. Users of this quote may be very careful as they may be attacked by a variety of people. Including but not exclusive to Black people, Muslims, and Asians.
Muslim:Oh shit I just hit a crazy shot!
Random: ...I’ve seen better
Muslim: Yo, shut the fuck up!
by MaddPeople December 29, 2018
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