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suck my hypothetical dick

A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.

They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!

Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*

~
*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015
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hypothetical high-five

similar to a wifive, but featured on the T.V. show 'How I Met Your Mother'

A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
"Ted! Hypothetical High-Five!"
Barney looks like he's thinking
"Nice!"
by Sock7R January 2, 2009
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Hypocritical Libyan

When the society is corrupt and they judge. When they shame a person and do the same exact thing they shamed them for. Every Libyan. 6,000,000 of them.
Origin:libya
When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.

When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018
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Hypocritical Humor

When used in referencing a meme, someone will complain about a meme, but in the form of the meme.
Hypocritical Humor is a type of gag in which a character's actions or words contradict each other in a humorous manner.
by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
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Hypocritical

Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)

This is being hypocritical
by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017
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Hypothetical Relationship

An imaginary relationship between two people, usually created to appease the other member, and their need for social verification of the "relationship".
I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
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stupid hypocritical bitch

It's in the name many are those stupid swag yolo hipster swags swaggidty swag swag hoes who are like "cool" kids and need to be eliminated from all planets
LOTS IF PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU AND CALL YOU NAMES ALL THE TIME AS STATED IN TITLE STUPID HYPOCRITICAL BITCH

CAPPPPPPPPPS
by xXOoLightShadow April 23, 2014
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