A female who needs a quick insult, wants to say suck my dick, but doesn't have one, can use this. If this has been said to you, it basically means that you have just defied a female's opinion or made a douchebag comment, and they now see you as a complete asshole and have the freedom to say this to you.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
They also have the freedom to say this when they have just proved you wrong or bested you in an activity that you were confident in winning at.
Man: Women will NEVER be as smart as men! Why do you think Albert Einstein Invented Electricity? Obviously because he was a MAN!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
Woman: ...Suck my hypothetical dick, you bastard! *slaps*
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*both playing Wii Sports*
*Female is victorious*
Woman: suck my hypothetical dick, haha!
by PhillyDog37 August 26, 2015
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A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
A high-five that takes place without any hand motion and involves looking like you are thinking.
by Sock7R January 2, 2009
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Origin:libya
Origin:libya
When your hypocritical Libyan auntie is all up in your business and complains to you how you can’t cook 3osban while her own married daughter doesn’t know shit.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
When your hypocritical Libyan father says you can’t drive and allows your step mother to go from coffee shop to coffee shop. From O2 to Mozart with a dented car AND without a targa.
by Yourbabassecondwife July 20, 2018
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by flintlocke314 September 11, 2018
Get the Hypocritical Humor mug.Lily (To Current Partner) : Oh you shouldn't worry about my ex, I don't want to get with him, I feel nothing towards him romantically.
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
Lily (after breaking up with that current partner the same day) : I kinda want to get back with my ex (the same one mentioned previously)
This is being hypocritical
by carrotcrotch September 4, 2017
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I laugh at Tom every time he says we are "exclusive", just because we are in a hypothetical relationship.
by HOBOSHI October 12, 2014
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LOTS IF PEOPLE THAT ARE LIKE WHY DO YOU CALL ME NAMES WHEN THEY ATTACK YOU AND CALL YOU NAMES ALL THE TIME AS STATED IN TITLE STUPID HYPOCRITICAL BITCH
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by xXOoLightShadow April 23, 2014
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