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hurley, mississippi 

A very small and quaint place made up of of simple people. It’s the epitome of a one light town. This 4-way stop is in the center of it all and “going to town” means you’re going to be driving through it. A Dixie Depot, Food Tiger, Family Dollar and Dollar General, recently added Pizza Hut and a few other shops makes it all feel like a scene from a Hallmark movie and you sorta half expect romantic music to begin playing as a young couple embrace each other after a long battle with love, heartbreak, life lessons and whatever else Hallmark can fit into a 90 minute movie. Their relationship is much like a plane caught in turbulence and here in this “they almost gotta red light” community, they’ve found love. Thanks, Hallmark.

In and of this old fashioned place, you’ll find more than just a few shopping venues, you’ll find southern hospitality, manners, chivalry and a whole lotta ma’am’s and sir’s. Traditions run deep and the “Hey. How are ya? How’s ya mama n’em?” seem to never run out. Men shake hands. Women give warm hugs. And the children behave like children. Hurley has not a single hotel or bed and breakfast. Overnighters are those that have family or friends so if this place sounds like somewhere ya wanna visit, Mobile, Alabama is 20 minutes away. They scenery is quite pleasant so don’t fret on the lengthy drive. You’ll be glad you made the trip. Happy traveling y’all!
Hey! We’re almost to Hurley, Mississippi. Oh wait, there it went.

hurley-hoo 

(N)an act of deception, to pull a "fast-one"
I gave my professor the hurley-hoo and told him my dog ate my homework.
hurley-hoo by drebbs August 23, 2006

[Hurley] is gay 

A fake spoiler, said to confuse and tease someone that hasn't yet seen the film/tv show in question, the name coming from the character in the Lost franchise, and being by nature a ludicrous statement.
"you seen Seven Pounds yet..?"
"No, Don't tell me what] happens"
"OK, but Hurley is gay"
[Hurley] is gay by Mumbles274 January 30, 2009

Hurley Burley 

A Hurley Burley is when you puke or "Hurl" while hardcore buttfucking a "burley" or fat chick. More times than not, the puke is projected onto the girls back followed by rapidly rubbing it into the pores so the fat fuck will suffer for eternity with a shitty puke odor.
"Dude Darren", "I got drunk at a party, and found what I thought was a hot chick until i was sober. It turned out it was a FAT girl! So i gave her a vicious HURLEY BURLEY!!

Hurley Burley 

A person, usually a large one, who's eating habits go over and above the call of duty. Often times, they need to be restrainted to allow other people to eat.
I saw Harley at the all you can eat Chinese place earlier . He's a proper Hurley Burley. They had to get the police in to stop him.
Hurley Burley by DrCuck January 25, 2019

sam hurley 

a swaggy surfer dude who hangs in Cali has bootyful blue eyes and is the actual milly rocking king. Sam is also very clumsy and stoopid but that’s why ya love him 🤙
Person 1 ) Damn it’s sam Hurley

Person 2 ) Hurls gets the girls
sam hurley by 🤙 March 13, 2019