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Hatchback

A small form of car that is a sedan or coupe with the trunk removed and the entire back of the car opens. Became synonymous with fuel economy and because of that, became very unpopular in the United States, despite being very popular everywhere else. Also known as "Liftback," "Hot Hatch," or "Fastback."
The Geo Metro came in two-door or four-door hatchback styles. It gets 40 miles per gallon.
by JNNC July 1, 2006
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hunchbacked white eyed cyclops

The act of performing a white eyed cyclops, but instead you accidentally slam your penis into your own head while in the middle of sneezing.
It was a late night yesterday, it was just me alone in the lab, and you know I have seasonal allergies. Anyway, long story short, I gave myself a hunchbacked white eyed cyclops, man was it a lot of clean up.
by JamMasterJizz March 10, 2007
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Hatchbacking

What you do when it's too damn cold for the outdoors. Any hatchback provides plenty of space for you and you're friend(s). Great for transporting illegals over the border too.
Ford Foci work best.
Its too cold to eat outside. Let's all go hatchbacking in Sergio's Focus.
by DrAnalrapist June 22, 2011
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hatchback envy

to be envious of friends who drive hatchbacks or the storage capacity of a hatchback. A condition exacerbated by the addition of a roof rack.
My trunk is too small for all of my camping gear and I have no luggage rack! Hatchback envy!
by errr envious July 14, 2011
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Hunchbackin

The term used when somebody is on you about everything or won't stop bothering
Braylon is hunchbackin Jake about his work.
by ImUs3less May 10, 2023
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Hatchback Snatch

When she got no panties on and you bend her over and hike up her skirt, like the hatchback of a 1974 Gremlin, and drive it home for a pounding ride.
She may be a little rusty and an old model, but Rachel is still good for a little hatchback Snatch and pretty much anyone can take her for a test drive.
by Eaton Holgoode December 17, 2018
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Hatchback

those cars that look like mini vans, dinosaur eggs, and a pussycar. and the ppl who wanna jump in the jdm scene (usually fobby asians who think they know a lot about cars) would get hatchbacks because they think its the shit, sporty, and fast, when really? it's just a piece of cheap shit.

but the smart ppl who own a hatchback have one because they wanna save gas, and they don't buy it just to doll it up with extra gay front/back lips, sideskirts, spoilers that make em look like a ricer, etc...
person 1: why'd you get a hatchback? you don't even race for shit
person 2: because the guy in initial-d has one and he's cool
person 3: yeah, too bad you're not.

person 1: nice mini van :) ! but why does it have a spoiler?
person 2: it's a hatchback, douchebag...
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