Humboldt, Iowa

An epic, yet small town in northwest Iowa. It was home to the famous wrestler Frank Gotch. It's High School mascot is the wildcat. The town is full of people that would just love to take you into their home and rape you. So watch out.

I got raped in Humboldt, Iowa.

by hardwell69 June 19, 2011

humboldt film festival

an amazing film contest that anyone from anywhere can enter. humboldt state university organizes it. its humboldt, whats not to love.

bob and janis entered there film into the humboldt film festival. they ended up winning 34 blunts. well hey...it is humboldt.

by lickmewhereishit September 27, 2010

Southern Humboldt

Where true capitalists are born. Where the best weed is grown. Lots if hot girls and amazing weather. You should defineltly stop by sometime. The redwood trees are a bonus.

I live in Southern Humboldt aka SoHum

by Humboldtgrowndreams November 21, 2013

Humboldtitis

The weird delusional, narcissist headspace that mostly men, but some women, exist in who come from Humboldt county. A self entitled, egotistical attitude that places themselves as the most important person on earth, allowing them to not give a shit about others, to be the most self entitled white dudes at any vacation spot, and over all, just rude, uneducated shitheads with to much money from growing weed in the hills.

Ya, he flew to Mexico in the middle of 'rona because it was his birthday, and "the government is a lie bro" dude got that Humboldtitis bad

by Twelve Dicks March 3, 2022

Humboldt Squid

An aggressive, yet intelligent member of the Ommastrephidae family

Wow that Ghost Leviathan was as intelligent as a Humboldt Squid

by anonymous July 28, 2024

Humboldt

Slang for high quality marijuana, originating from Humboldt County, in Northern California. Opposite of skunk weed.

Hey man, you want some of that good Humboldt?

by Phoenix King January 19, 2022

The Humboldt Harrier

A cryptid found in far Northern California on the many abandoned beaches. It makes it's home in the small caves and ventures out only to feed on beach goers who litter. Nearly all of the missing persons cases can be linked back to this mysterious cryptid. Nobody lives to tell the tale.

Where did your new neighbor go? Didn't they just move in?

Yeah, well-- they aren't coming back, the Humboldt Harrier got them.

by WocketInMyPocket September 11, 2021