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Humberto

Humberto is very kind. He's very romantic but no one appreciates him for that, or anything else. He's also a good friend and has your back for anything.
Humberto gets rejected by girls left and right.
by Elgoat69 February 7, 2022
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humbertfree

.....to be free of humbert. he is a man whore. stay away from n e thing related to the word humbert that stutters. aka....matt
im finally humbertfree....YAY!!!
by Bo Lippert October 20, 2006
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Humbert hardon

A subtle indication of an older man's lust for a young girl. Named after the celebrated pedo Humbert Humbert, the unreliable narrator and protagonist of Vladimir Nabokov's "Lolita".
As the 12 year old figure skater completed her spin, my Dad took out his camera, snapping shot after shot. I got a creepy feeling that he had a Humbert hardon.
by Whip-poor-will January 1, 2013
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Humberto

A male with a certain mental issue causing him to make orgasmic sounds at random, unexpected moments. This is mainly caused by the sight of sexual intercourse at a very early age, also resulting in seizures. A cure has not been found yet, but it has been said to be removed by cutting the penis, although it is a very painful process it can be done.
oh no... it's an Humberto, get away before he rapes you!
by Dr.Friedrich Theodore March 19, 2009
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Humberto

Humberto who? Oh yeah......the biggest loser!
by MaleeMoreno March 20, 2020
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humbarger

1. Probably an altered spelling of Homberger, a German and Ashkenazic Jewish habitational name for someone from Homberg.

2. Also any person who is said to be a stud or studly.
Homberger form: "Hey there's a Humbarger/ Are you a Humbarger?"

Stud form..."OMG he is such a Humbarger!"
"He's got the Humbarger look"
by colt 45 pm June 13, 2008
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Humberto

1. Not to be confused with ungüento, lamberto or the humpback turtle.

An old fashioned pedestrian with a mustache, who tells time by looking at an apparatus on his wrist.
Humberto`s dressing style is very formal, he wears polo shirts and khakis , once in a while he wears a non-zipper sweater around his neck to look swagger.
Humberto does not speak English, in fact his English sounds like a box-full of spoons thrown down the stairs.
Although his looks and parley are not his strength, he is quite the ladie`s man, humberto has secret affairs now and then,humberto dates young and beautiful wome , humberto is every woman`s piggy bank.
Very hard working, his work involves physical labor such as gardening or fixing leaky gutters; humberto is a handy-man.
Unfortunately this loser, quit school, he does not know what a cap -and-gown is nor does he know what 5+5-5 is equals to.

2. Its a hair style known for using chunks of long hair or extensions to cover any bald spots along ones head, lots of hairspray or gel needed; works best with a beardstrap or a rattail.
Mr. Money Bags: Humberto i cant lend you anymore money, you must file for bankruptcy!
Humberto: NO!! is no fair yoo no
by WH00-i -Me-Wah-shing-ton July 31, 2015
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