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hulu junkie

A person who watches the ALL of their tv on hulu.com. They most likely have an account and are subscribed to a wide array of tv shows. They are obsessed with watching all the new episodes of their favorite tv show, and become extremely upset when reruns are posted as new episodes.
Malu was fell asleep in class today because she stayed up all watching all the shows on her subscription last night. What a hulu junkie!
by gypsie-lalaLAlaLala April 28, 2010
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Hulu and hump

-SIMILAR to the saying "Netflix and chill", "Hulu and hookup", "Amazon and anal, etc."

The act of "watching" Hulu shows or films with someone, the two people then end up having sexual intercourse while the film continues to play in the background . Typically, the two individuals will only truely watch the first 15- 20 minutes of a film before making the transition into the humping , sexual intercourse , part of the night.
♂JOEY: (* in a deep sexually suggestive tone*) "Yo Nicole! Got plans for tonight?"
♀NICOLE: "Heyyy Joeyyy! I don't think so... whats up??"
♂JOEY: "Wanna come over my place later and maybe watch a movie on Hulu or something?"
♀NICOLE: (*flirtatiously smiling*) "I'd deff be down for some Hulu... pick me up around 7:30 tonight?"
♂JOEY: "Sweet! I'll be there at 7:30... you better be ready for me.." (*he smiles and winks at her*)
♀NICOLE: "Oh, I'll definitely be ready!"

**Nicole smiles and blushes, then walks away while flirtatiously waving goodbye.**

Joey was certain she wanted to do more than JUST watch a Hulu film...

she wanted to Hulu and hump his brains out.

**Joey waves goodbye. He immediately stops at the nearest convenient store to stocks up on a

fresh box of condoms for the film later.**
by ballbusterbabe88 April 17, 2016
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hulu and commitment

When you want more than just "Netflix and chill" in a relationship.
Nick: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Rene: I'm looking for something more serious. I wanna Hulu and commitment
by Nicksass November 28, 2015
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Hulu and hang

code for two people going to each others houses and fucking or doing other sexual related acts while hulu plays in the background
Derek: hey jennifer want to come over so we can watch Hulu and hang?
Jennifer: mmmm i like that alot more than Netflix and chill
by IlluminatFightR November 28, 2017
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Hulu and Anal

Anette: wanna come over for some netflix and chill
Tod: nah, too mainstream, how about hulu and anal?
by Satanic Fuck boi January 21, 2016
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Hulu and chill

Having your partner over to watch Hulu, and have sexual intercourse while doing so. Poor people use "Netflix and chill" Rich people use "Hulu and chill"
"Hey Jolean, do you wanna come over and watch Hulu and chill later?
"Yes, i'll grab the condoms"
by Nerdsteeze September 15, 2015
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hulu and fuck

Sean: "So I heard you and Jennifer decided to Netflix and chill."
Michael: " Naw bra we decided to Hulu and fuck."
Sean: "BRU!"
by StarVonBruno November 22, 2015
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