Coffee Huffer

Someone that refuses to drink coffee but annoyingly insists the love the smell.

Barista: Hi welcome! May I take your order?

Customer: Oh I don’t drink coffee! I just come for the smell, it’s wonderful!

Barista: Get out of here you Coffee Huffer swine!

by Tatrsos aka dank meme lord May 18, 2018

muffin huffer

lesbian. girls who like to scissor. yeah know Rosie Odonnell

Rosie Odonnell a real muffin huffer. she huffed ellen degeneres's muffin at breakfast.

by elykmocsob May 4, 2011

gas huffer

An individual who gets intoxicated by certain and often combustible fumes (i.e. gasoline, butane, ether, chloroform, amyl nitrate, butyl nitrate, trichloroethane) by way of oral/nasal ingestion

Kevin: Where's my fuckin' Scotch Guard, Emily?...I need to waterproof the patio furniture!

Emily: I think Junior took it all, honey...Gas Huffer bastard!

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

butt huffer

One who smells butt. Or one who kisses up to someone for favors.

He is a real butt huffer.

by jimmy staycox July 27, 2003

Panty huffer

Dude that keeps spoiled panties in a ziploc bag so he can enjoy the scent at a later time.

After having a one-night stand, I found out that the guy I slept with was a panty huffer.

by when peacocks fly March 29, 2019

leather huffer

One who smells leather excessively.

If Erin cannot get a handle on her leather huff(ing) habits in the workplace, she may soon be fired. I saw her smelling her Kooba bag again. Erin is definitely a bonafide leather huffer.

by Cydne Washington August 19, 2008

spluddle-huffer

1. one who snorts semen, vaginal discharge, santorum, or any combination thereof
2. Dick Cheney

The personal ads online are all full of hermaphrodite spluddle-huffers. (God bless the internet!)

by shyjason September 5, 2005