Hulked a Condom

When you break a condom while having sex because you were giving it to her like the HULK.

I was giving it to her good and I hulked a condom!

I need Magnum XL's because I just keep hulking condoms

by KornyKev March 10, 2011

all hacked up

To be sick, especially with a cold or other illness that induces coughing.

Dude, my brother came home with a cold last night and now I'm all hacked up!

by Jordstar January 26, 2006

Corn Husked

To be ass raped in the darkness of a corn field in Iowa. Usually happens to unsuspecting business men who venture out too far from the safety of their hotels.

I was on a feed mill start up in Iowa with the new guy Steve and after work we went to the bar with a bunch of farmers. The next morning Steve woke up with kernels of corn in his hair and had a raw anus. I said, "Damn Steve you got Corn Husked!"

by Barbicakes May 23, 2008

huckled

To be arrested by the polis, grabbed by the fuzz, sent to the pokey, apprehended by the filth, busted by the pigs,

have ye heard about bob man? He was pissed trying to rob the bookies wearing a pair o' his ma's auld tights, silly cunt couldn't see through the tights, ran into the door on way out, knocked himself spark oot, and when he woke up he got huckled by the polis!

by The Count of Castlelaw May 12, 2015

hacked

Being in the state of victimized by a hacker who has either installed a program into your computer or has gotten into an account of yours with programs or just good skillz.

Dude, I was hacked last night!
Omfg, my computer was totally hacked this morning.

by Gina March 28, 2005

Hucker

One who throws himself/herself wildly through the air and does not land on his/her feet.

Holy shit that kid Fred is a damn hucker! He got like 10 feet of air but then landed on his spleen and totaled his wrist!

by Fred Murphy May 13, 2005

Houcked

Having encountered unfortunate circumstances.

I think Aaron just ate my sandwich. I've been Houcked!

by Ridikelus January 26, 2012