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The beaver look-a-like governer/preist. I hope his political influence extends no further.
Mike Huckabee is an idiot as are, unfortunately, a lot of US politicians.
by starky February 24, 2008
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(1)Someone who knows they can't win a race even if only 2 people are in it but stays in the race so the other person can be a winner and have some compatition. Not to be confused with a Romknee who could win but basically takes a dive early in the hopes of being rewarded for getting out of the way without much of a fight.

(2)A fake place holder used to gain some recognition or advantage. Can be used as a verb too.

(3)Not a pace setter but a pace follower. Someone who acts like a dog and heels. Could be used like boy was in the days of slavery. Or just a friendly use like bro or brother is too.
(1)John asks who will run against me for president so it will look like I have some compatition but be weaker and not win? Mike says "I'll be your Huckabee".
This is kind of like the expresion "I'll be your Huckleberry"

(2)John travels to work alone but uses the commuter lane by placing a dummy in the seat next to him. The dummy is a Huckabee. John Huckabeed his way into work today. John will Huckabee his way into the office to save time and money.

Microsoft will keep from being a monopoly as long as they can Huckabee the government into thinking that Apple computer is still compatition.

(3)John make sure that Huckabee knows his place. Yo Wut up myk Huckabee?
by RePubLicKin February 10, 2008
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Mike Huckabee

V- A sexual act primarily defined as a group of 5 or more men encircled around a traditionally younger kneeling Baptist man (known as the "Mike") who proceeds to pleasure every member of the group. Is primarily finished off by every participating member ejaculating into a martini glass whereupon the "Mike" proceeds to consume by drinking the ejaculate. Also known as "Miking", "Hucking", or "Huckabeezling"
Me - WTF are they doing over there?
Ron Paul - I am not sure but what I do know is that we don't want to find out
Me - (after walking over) OMFG that is so sick!!!
Ron Paul - What?!
Me - Those dudes are Mike Huckabeeing each other!
Ron Paul - See I knew that shit, you shouldn't have gone over there
Me - Vote Ron Paul 2008!!!!!!!
by mando777 December 9, 2008
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" wow what a huckabee "
by mat May 13, 2005
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A huckabee is a person who will tell you a bold faced lie and act as though it’s been common knowledge forever. Typically a huckabee makes absurdist claims without evidence and then places the burden of truth on the person who is skeptical of their claims.

Whilst making these ridiculous statements a huckabee will usually employ some sort of double standard that exposes their hypocrisy as well.
Dude can you stop being a huckabee for one damn second and tell the truth?
by EdgarAllanPro April 19, 2019
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Huckabeeism Far right neo-consertatives that believe God is a Republican and the GOP is the party of the Almighty.
Joe Q. Public is an adherent to huckabeeism because he believes the Contitution of the United States must be replaced with the KJV Bible.
by Dane Eidson January 21, 2008
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a big stash of fake weed
word created by Katt Williams
Drug Dealer:Hey guys,i got some weed.It's some good shit.
Weedhead's:Hell no.dont come over here with that HUCKABEE.that weak as shit.Go on somewhere with that.
by UrbanBabe December 30, 2008
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