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Houston, Alaska

Ghost like town filled with methamphetamine labs housed in buses. unhospitable in nature. Residents show declining brain function after five years. Water is polluted with unknown contaminates that cause retardation and many unstudied birth side effects.

Population = Unknown
Meth head 1 "So... where you going to get your meth from tonight?..."

Meth Head 2 "Houston, Alaska"
by AngelousBelleMorte April 5, 2009
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houston dirty

The act of getting head while standing and after cumming on her face gently push her head through your sweaty taint.
Bro I killed it last night The fat girls always love a houston dirty.
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by swerve002 December 12, 2013
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houston fire department

An underfunded, underpaid, fire department in Houston Texas. Filled with absolute studs of humans, mainly on Delta Shift.
Mayor Sylvester Tuner makes it his personal mission to make the firefighters in Houston Fire Department have the worst career possible.
by RandomFirefighter August 30, 2022
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Houstonian

A person who lives within or is a native of (born in) Houston, Texas, USA.
That person is a native Houstonian from Texas.
by stevewonder7138 July 20, 2009
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Houston Hard-Hat

A sexual move in which one pours Hershey's hardening syrup over their penis and testicles, and receives oral sex once it dries. Performed preferably with the use of rainbow sprinkles.
Oh my god dude, last night I got the greatest Houston Hard-Hat of all time!!!
by J-Rivy5 February 5, 2006
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Sam Houston Institute of Technology

An unreal renaming of the "Sam Houston State University" in Texas. Sam Houston Institute of Technology, abbreviated, would spell, "S.H.I.T."
Cheerleaders:

"Gimme an 'S'!"
"Gimme an 'H'!"
"Gimme an 'I'!"
"Gimme an 'T'!"
"What's that spell?!"
Crowd: "Sam Houston Institute of Technology!"
by Mindraker November 28, 2009
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Allan Houston

A former NBA 2-guard nicknamed H20 because he wore #20 and his jumper was smooth as water. Best known for his stint with the Knicks. A crowd pleaser at the Garden and a good role model.
If you can shoot like Allan Houston you're either lying or you're a robot.
by buffalo333 July 18, 2009
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