horny hours

Anything from 11 pm to 3 am is horny hours. Anything started in these hours are considered horny. Most communication between two people are unholy actions because of the time. All dms become horny and erotic during this time period.

Person 1: hey what's up
Person 2: what's up daddy
Person 1: chill out it's only 10:30 wait until horny hours
Person 2: ok daddy I'll wait just for you

by Ladygagasson November 10, 2019

cuddle horny

when a person has not cuddled for a very long time and has an incredible urge to cuddle the shit out of the next person they see

I can't control myself, I'm so cuddle horny I think I'm gonna sleep with your tootsie roll pillow tonight.

by Head Cuddler January 3, 2012

miso horny

Slang term for being in such a state of arousal you'd dry hump the couch.

"DAYUM! I'm a freak in heat; a dog without warning. My Appetite's for sex cos: MISO HORNY!!"

by wavyg July 21, 2014

Horny Jail

A place you go to when you become too horny for the sake of humanity.

Bob: I watched too much NSFW images yesterday and I have no regrets
Cheems: go to horny jail *bonk*

by The7Guy November 5, 2020

Post Vax Horny

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.

Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.

by TheCap419 April 24, 2021

horny weasel

that one horny weasel in the barbie as rapunzel movie who became a meme because of his constant moaning

horny weasel: “Give him to me AUEGHHH 😩”

by ifai June 19, 2021

Horny Potter

The act of busting a nut and drawing glasses and a lightning bolt on another’s face. The person’s face will then resemble that of the famed literary protagonist, Harry Potter.

Jessica: Ah man, did you really just Horny Potter all over my face again?!
Alex: Yep, you’re a jizzer Harry.

by JKTrowling February 22, 2019